1947 pts ยท June 22, 2015
Please tell me his name is not Kevin.
I'm da moon
Is that a chessie??
Why does she wear seashells? The b shells are too small!
Sir hiss!
Upvote for 30 rock. That show is the tits.
You should be so lucky
Mine definitely were. Death to spiders
I don't usually like creampies but that was hot.
Is there a pillow in your shirt?
Pro tip: keep on ice so cougar juice doesn't warm up.
"How drunk are you?" "A lot to very."
No but I wouldn't say no to a blunt.
Put fried chicken in between donutwaffles and I'm there.
The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!
Time for the charm bomb to explode.
Same. I'm not a fatty but I sweat A LOT.
What a flamer.
Blue man group!
I love masala. Just sayin.
"Please do that to my vagina." 839+
FINALLY! I've been waiting for a broccoli post.
He is welcome to do that to me anytime. As long as he gets on top after.
She looks like a Nancy pants to me.
I have not been that wasted.
I'd eat that.
I have a degree in soil science, and I can assure everyone dirt is better than most of you.
Baby and I have that in common
Is someone eating tuna? It smells like fish.
Dummy
Please tell me his name is not Kevin.
I'm da moon
Is that a chessie??
Why does she wear seashells? The b shells are too small!
Sir hiss!
Upvote for 30 rock. That show is the tits.
You should be so lucky
Mine definitely were. Death to spiders
I don't usually like creampies but that was hot.
Is there a pillow in your shirt?
Pro tip: keep on ice so cougar juice doesn't warm up.
"How drunk are you?" "A lot to very."
No but I wouldn't say no to a blunt.
Put fried chicken in between donutwaffles and I'm there.
The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!
Time for the charm bomb to explode.
Same. I'm not a fatty but I sweat A LOT.
What a flamer.
Blue man group!
I love masala. Just sayin.
"Please do that to my vagina." 839+
FINALLY! I've been waiting for a broccoli post.
He is welcome to do that to me anytime. As long as he gets on top after.
She looks like a Nancy pants to me.
I have not been that wasted.
I'd eat that.
I have a degree in soil science, and I can assure everyone dirt is better than most of you.
Baby and I have that in common
Is someone eating tuna? It smells like fish.
Dummy