ZeldaShotFirst

75562 pts ยท October 22, 2011


I want that shirt!!! Where can I get that shirt

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a cis female, I feel attacked

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? Define "democratic establishment"

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they meant president, but he absolutely does not want that

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Kinda odd that she kept the box AND ring, like she was planning on doing an amazon return later...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shrimpcess

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was a drive by fruiting.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Any video without the sound of the platform mechanism?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Should" is a word i am so exhausted with. WE KNOW. I protest, I vote, I boycott. It SHOULD make a difference. It's infuriating how much it doesn't.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cute af! Very goth denim Sgt Pepper!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, all the fun, and then you can go home later and relax

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Me (a 6ft 200lb woman) TOSS ME

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a dachshund owner, this is 100% factual

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Paywall. :(

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or 55378008 works sometimes, depends on the server

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

STEVE, SOVEREIGN OF SWANS

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DO UNMUTE! Dual-species monching sounds with non invasive background music

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well. This birb is the OG Chieftain

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

While doing the Epstein Shuffle

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yes know all the every words in American let us sing vocal words together yes good job

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

3/2 haha lol

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

2/2 begged. She just went on with her shitty lesson, and a few minutes into class, the school intercom came on, saying if there are any students that wish to leave early, they will be excused.

I was one that left early.

The next day, in the same Government/Economics class, first period, when the morning announcements came on, it was the only time that every single student stood up, hand over heart, for the pledge of allegiance.

I had to leave the room halfway through it. I was sobbing.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I was a senior in high school in Government/Economics class. The teacher let the corner mounted CRT TV play the whole time. We saw the second plane hit, and the students in the class, about 15 of us, could only speculate. The news was saying the first plane was some kind of accident with a small plane, like a farmer that lost control or something. Once that second plane hit, the news couldn't deny it.

Next period I had English, and the teacher didn't turn on the TV, no matter how much we 1/2

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well color me annoyed

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not sure which was working harder, the woman or her top

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

It's been 8 days and it's still going

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#50 my nickname as a baby was "baba princess," because I would just lay in my crib and endlessly go "bababababababababababa"

...that name haunted me well into my 20s

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1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nah we're keeping it

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