194 pts ยท November 25, 2017
I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with two different chicks by him posting pics on FB with them....We are friends on FB. >.>
We need more considerate kids like her, A+ to the parent(s)
Gotta be a bitch to wash.
Yeah but he left the diet Dr. Kelp in the car.
It's so true. I watched someone get stabbed on my way back from dropping a friend off at Port Authority. Still not the weirdest thing.
Look at all the ducks I give!
I accidentally broke some sauce jars once, offered to help clean, guys said they were happy to be doing something else. Felt so bad.
They did it for fun? Their parents either need to break out the jumper cables or have too many times.
You would like the novel "A Cast Of Killers". Great post, BTW.
Are you making any to sell?
I'd have beaten the shit out of him. I'm sorry you went through that and you should have been taken seriously by your mother of all people.
Hardcore placenta sandwich
+1 for blueballs
She has a very punchable face.
First guess was scabies from bites. ex roommate's kid brought both into apt, we are bug-free now but it was a bitch to get rid of them.
If you want some tips on how to get rid of the fuckers feel free to message me. And those things on the deck? Get rid of them ASAP.
You have the bug equivalent of glitter herpes. It's harder if you live in a house because it can't be fumigated like an apartment.
He got it. The one stick to rule them all.
Okay where's your end of the bargain, buddy?
Wouldn't it make more sense for whoever is going to the bathroom to take four shots?
Clearly a Longboi.
-Hunger intensifies-
I do that to sneak alcohol into the movie theater. Good times.
"Uh yeah police, that guy I told you about? He's in my car now. Sure I'll hold. No I didn't ask if he needs a ride."
I could relate until recently.
You have no soul and are in constant pain? Shit I finally found my long lost sister. Is dad still an asshole? Seriously though get well soon
That last one. <3
This made my night.
Austin Jones would be so proud of this post.
Ceekie
I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with two different chicks by him posting pics on FB with them....We are friends on FB. >.>
We need more considerate kids like her, A+ to the parent(s)
Gotta be a bitch to wash.
Yeah but he left the diet Dr. Kelp in the car.
It's so true. I watched someone get stabbed on my way back from dropping a friend off at Port Authority. Still not the weirdest thing.
Look at all the ducks I give!
I accidentally broke some sauce jars once, offered to help clean, guys said they were happy to be doing something else. Felt so bad.
They did it for fun? Their parents either need to break out the jumper cables or have too many times.
You would like the novel "A Cast Of Killers". Great post, BTW.
Are you making any to sell?
I'd have beaten the shit out of him. I'm sorry you went through that and you should have been taken seriously by your mother of all people.
Hardcore placenta sandwich
+1 for blueballs
She has a very punchable face.
First guess was scabies from bites. ex roommate's kid brought both into apt, we are bug-free now but it was a bitch to get rid of them.
If you want some tips on how to get rid of the fuckers feel free to message me. And those things on the deck? Get rid of them ASAP.
You have the bug equivalent of glitter herpes. It's harder if you live in a house because it can't be fumigated like an apartment.
He got it. The one stick to rule them all.
Okay where's your end of the bargain, buddy?
Wouldn't it make more sense for whoever is going to the bathroom to take four shots?
Clearly a Longboi.
-Hunger intensifies-
I do that to sneak alcohol into the movie theater. Good times.
"Uh yeah police, that guy I told you about? He's in my car now. Sure I'll hold. No I didn't ask if he needs a ride."
I could relate until recently.
You have no soul and are in constant pain? Shit I finally found my long lost sister. Is dad still an asshole? Seriously though get well soon
That last one. <3
This made my night.
Austin Jones would be so proud of this post.
Ceekie