Zenpai

702 pts ยท April 4, 2013


They call me Zenpai

Kanye the type of nigga who will go to an elementary school for motivational speaking and tell the kids they will never be him

12 years ago | Likes 416 Dislikes 4

i always upvote ass

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

:X

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one is pointing out what your referencing, you cheeky,clever bastard. I'm not going to reveal it tho so people are left in the dark.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take Fake Conversations for 800 please, Alex.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sacrifice all my bitches to based god!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your name. I like it

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are you, a gay fish?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm going to need a furious step by step tutorial on how i can go about making one of these fine delicacies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn bill murray got old

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

igetthisreference.gif

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

have had the wrong intentions, im simply stating, it is less offensive if he were to leave it out.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im only implying that by adding the adjective "sassy" right before black generalizes the term black as a whole. Even tho he may not (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now did you really have to include "black." Couldn't you have left it as just sassy in general

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

fuck you

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Used to love that website

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as we're all shamed to admit it, every guy can agree that he tried to perform oral sex upon himself at one point in his life.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she was like mother fucker why you reaching for me aint you holding me already

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take "things that aren't real" for 500 please

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drake the type of nigga to wrap his finger around the telephone cord when he's talking

12 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Alaskan Bull Worm!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

sti....stic.. stick your dick in it

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

thats actually meta knight lol

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just looked it up, 2015 is too long Dx

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need to bring back battlefront *sigh

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EVERY SINGLE TIME

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Elizabeth Gillies?!??

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0