I'm an Australian living in California. Ask me anything! A good chunk of my typing errors are related to the small keyboard of my phone, either in prematurely hitting "Enter" or autocorrect. I also like to play devils advocate and class clown, although it may be hard to tell at times. I met my wife online in 1998. I was in Melbourne, Australia, and she was in California USA (duh). We met in person in 2000 and have been nearly inseparable ever since. Except for those times we're just sick of each other's shit, which is normal I suppose.
That’s Dragula
It’s funny because it’s true
Electoral college can’t save him from everything, you know
It’s like the Nazi episode of Star Trek being performed for us live..
Woow
That’s Owen Wilson
Run it through the doofenschmirtzinator to find out!
Yeah let them decide
Was this said in a way that would make his haters the laughing stock for reposting?
He hates me… 🤩
The Romans did.
Doesn’t redshirt resemble Billy ray Cyrus?
Ah thought it was a channel. All good, thanks 😄
Where discord
Who the fuck does this to a dog for fake internet points?
I would. But who thought of this before I did?
Many European cities have tinier narrower streets that are unsuitable for US-sized cars
I’ve never been to an Amish porn site, let alone many. I wouldn’t know what the average Amish porn site would be like. Please enlighten us on which ones you’ve seen, sampled, returned to.
Only 6k? If we’re gonna gatekeep something let’s keep creepiness at a minimum 60k points first
Fast Only Rolling Downhill…
Restauranteurs have shown that without being required to pay minimum wage, they’d insist on paying $0/hr and demand you tipped to cover the wages. Raise the fucking minimum wage. Ban tipping as an income source.
Same. Same same.
What is this mysterious discord
Fuck yes this is good shit.
I believe I’m paying for no ads 😭
Jokes on you, I don’t see ads. Wait shit
I said it could be way worse…
If you’re shallow don’t take ketamine
My immune system hasn’t lost a war but it’s needed NATO support quite a few times
It sounded like the plot to American Gods
If I didn’t know he really had a stutter, I’d have thought he’s a music savant with that motor mouth