MRW my pelvis shatters
Serving in the USAF, what I have to tell people when they ask if I know what that thing flying around last night was.
Happy Friday! Have an axolotl.
That's it...I'm starting my weekend early
MRW I'm not allowed to show my coworkers how much I hate my fucking job
MRW I'm 69ing and someone turns the gravity off
It looks like he's riding an ostrich
Professional dick blower
Look! I found your mom's house!
Hey, I forgot my book. Can I borrow yours?
Do-it-yourself monorail
Nothing Can Stop a Trane®
Am I doing this right?
I defied gravity once. It was alright.
Maestro
HOLY MOTHER OF NOPES
Animals with misleading names
Watch it live on Action 5!
:)
Happy birthday to everyone ever born!
Well that explains it
Well, THERE'S your problem
Oh look, a penny!
camel toes
I've been watching this gif for 45 minutes and he still hasn't crashed :/
Meanwhile, in Japan
10/10 would tear ACL and die
Redneck Jenga
Guess I made the chili a little too spicy
Red drank
huehuehuehuehuehue
Grand opening at the new Apple store!
Fuck it. I'm going to bed
Aw SNAP!
nom nom nom
Hereditary Angioedema. This is the same person.
Goldilocks was right, this porridge is cold as tits!
From the makers of Cock with a Cock
Let's go motorboating!
The dreaded 7-10 split
Canada
Here's a toast to NOT going skiing this season
Drugs. Maybe once.
How to Wash a Child's Brain
To that person that posted a picture of a piggyback strap. Natural child-bearing hips.
Oops, I just drank all of my cat.
The downward spiral
Yo dawg...
They look so cute when they're sleeping :)
Toothfairy
DOUBLE KILL
In Case of an Emergency
The motorcycle centipede