benchsquatdead

13619 pts ยท May 16, 2014


I make a living by making awesome people more awesome.

People actually send those??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The duck, granny and homeless guys left together. Starting to think it wasn't the dance and I just may be in an odd part of town...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's odd magic at play here.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His name is Homer. He's my boy now and currently practicing the dance. He's used it to attach now women than I did.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Already tried it. I got 2 homeless guys, a granny and a duck. Totally winning with this.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm stealing this. It's my new mating dance.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dance will be on fortnight in an hour

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That makes you libertarian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That makes it incredibly clear. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you like it, that's all that matters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm a powerlifting / Olympic weightlifting coach. If you want real advice, feel free to message me.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

We can be thunder buddies!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'll be your friend!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this real advice?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Omg that's the tiniest hand ever and it's freaking me out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She's correct. It wouldn't work.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Greatest strength coach ever to live. Not just powerlifting, but strength in general.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a damn nice set up. The platform looks really well done too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah come on, you like my jokes.

8 years ago | Likes 1446 Dislikes 2

Boooo. Your joke sucks and makes me sad.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Except he sucked at his job and that's why he can't get another one.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

The fact I've never noticed this has offended and depressed me.

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 4

Thanks Obama

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

*You're

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Well, I thought this was hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My kind of party.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You da real MVP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Incorrect. In this Thanos keeps him as a pet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Plot twist: It's meth.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2