btmint

65 pts ยท December 31, 2015


Eat cake, pet snake.

Are you implying that anyone with a skeleton cannot become president?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I dont know what those words mean, but that's one shiny rock.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the matter compressor?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may not care who I am, but what if I'm made of cheesecake?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well damn, would ya look at that sheep.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*whispers* it's free real estate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be at least 7 banans by now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows that jazz band, they're number one in the charts

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

D-d-drop the grapes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then you can't eat the cone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 I recoiled back and hit my head off a wall...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, that was pretty fun

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be the Asian version.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sock is still on the foot though, kinda

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0