caffeinatedfirefly

955 pts ยท February 7, 2017


Sounds like it might more the container than the water

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the lightbulbs

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean yeah it's not that important anymore but it was a moment where humanity was turning their eyes onto the same event

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friendship day is still celebrated in Argentina on the day the man stepped on the moon. My dad says everyone was fascinated lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

36, yeah I considered that. Also... Underage drinking is super common here, and the drinking age is 18, so this is not 21 year olds we are talking about. It's... 15

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#11 uh huh. I was called lame, boring and weird for not drinking in high-school

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's a freaking ewok

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Considering the Portuguese captions at least one of those is on Portugal or Brasil

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a small elephant

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hilarious but I would only give it to someone I hate. That probably gets old in like 3 minutes of typing

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tbf, cats can transmit toxoplasmosis, which is dangerous to fetuses and newborns (and immuno compromised people but we are talking about babies), so I'd be cautious about that, but people who say cats don't love us never had a cat

2 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Tell your brother to never change

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's like henna? Something that sticks for a while?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Note: not saying it happen for sure, just that the autocorrect might help in that situation. But I don't drink so...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Autocorrect is on maybe?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a good April 1st prank

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lmao "Steal" a joke??? The whole point of jokes is telling them to other people

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I assume they use it in the way people sort of use "Punk" in a positve way sometimes?

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Omg thank you

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What happened really then?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they mean like "shouldn't the roots of one plant get tangled with the roots on other plants in the same pipe?"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zoomies

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They want to keep their job probably

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depending on age, I'd inform child that destroying currency is a crime, hopefully make them sweat for a little bit lol

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean yes, and I thought about it when I saw it, but from a superficial perspective it's funny. Like "Silly me, I don't need to listen for a parking spot"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah it doesn't sound like that was the tone of the comment but I get that

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just the other day I was saying that I don't find Simu mind blowingly attractive just judging by his body (I find him attractive at normal levels) what I find most attractive about him is the charisma. He seems like a chill dude!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cue apple advocating for human civilization to move to the seafloor /j

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean I hear you, but plants have had genders for a long time, it has to do with the role in reproduction. Scientists probably used male and female to make it more practical/easier to understand.
I'm no expert in botanics tho and idk if that should extend to fruit

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah but they aren't taking into account that a widely loved movie with a nostalgia element is gonna be hard to be topped in the eyes of the audience. And that's baffling to me lol

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0