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34744 pts · May 29, 2020


So, a chingamabob?

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It helps when you’re not old as dirt.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Legacy checks out.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had Haves and Have Nots. People are people down through the ages, and some of those people were right shits.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I like your nose flute.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When the stick fetches you.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, those golden days when rich folk complained that factory workers, teachers, librarians, nurses and other working class peons were just paid too much, because any moron could do those jobs.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Aged behind a couch for a few years.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump did it for adderall.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ding-dong, the prick is dead!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let him eat urinal cakes

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Won’t somebody think of the whittle ones?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chainsaw would be faster.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Flat Earth is inset into the ice planet of Hoth?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which means we do too. What we gonna do about it?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fuck does that actually mean?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He’s coming to join you, Ivana! In an unmarked grave in a golf course.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoo Zoomies!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, asshole, it’s a kid!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy rattie!

May I shred it to pieces now, mother?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slipped and fell while hiking and landed right on one of those beauties. Had to cover my thigh and butt with duct tape to get every little sticker out. Nice danger flowers, though.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They seem like a fun bunch.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I’ll get right on that, as soon as I have my coffee.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chik’n noodel, pleeze

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I didn’t realize he was still alive.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saved my summer chore money up so I could buy the Woodstock album, then at the last moment the neighbor kid narced on me and told my mom about the Fish Cheer. Had to but the Jesus Christ, Superstar album instead. I played it loud.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hummingthugs.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he got crackers. It’s good.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? No soup?

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2