171 pts · December 6, 2014
If you don’t pay the toll, then we don’t get no rolls.
Thank God I can't see my house from there.
Do not feed it after midnight! Oh, and don't get it wet.
Plot Twist: Former employee only speaks Spanish and has no idea why he was fired.
Ironfish
"Try Socialism," they said. "It will make everyone rich," they said.
I have nothing to fear from them. I will just start running toward the horizon. Eventually they will get scared an stop following.
Looks legit.
The Knight bus.
Check that door for heat?
I miss you Dad.
Why is my car not coated with this!
I know. I was just making a joke about the fact that no one ever likes my comments.
What is that?
Damn, he shaved off his tan!
Plot twist: This is an ad for Ring.
"Echo three to echo seven."
The Grim.
Hillary Clinton's lawyers know how to take care of cell phones.
Spilling a beer is equivalent to a terrorist attack murdering an Archduke and his wife?
Great, now let's see the blooper reel.
INCENDIO! "Damnit Potter, no spells........in class." Snape probably.
"I know. Let's have a spelling contest."
"It'll be hard to eat corn on the cob without any fucking teeth."
I can't disagree with you. It is tasteless. Still, a great deal of humor is tasteless.
Trump represents corporatism not capitalism. He hardly represents my point of view.
FRANCIS! MALCOLM! REESE!
Free markets vs. Government subsidies
It is called bankruptcy.
Texas Tea
If you don’t pay the toll, then we don’t get no rolls.
Thank God I can't see my house from there.
Do not feed it after midnight! Oh, and don't get it wet.
Plot Twist: Former employee only speaks Spanish and has no idea why he was fired.
Ironfish
"Try Socialism," they said. "It will make everyone rich," they said.
I have nothing to fear from them. I will just start running toward the horizon. Eventually they will get scared an stop following.
Looks legit.
The Knight bus.
Check that door for heat?
I miss you Dad.
Why is my car not coated with this!
I know. I was just making a joke about the fact that no one ever likes my comments.
What is that?
Damn, he shaved off his tan!
Plot twist: This is an ad for Ring.
"Echo three to echo seven."
The Grim.
Hillary Clinton's lawyers know how to take care of cell phones.
Spilling a beer is equivalent to a terrorist attack murdering an Archduke and his wife?
Great, now let's see the blooper reel.
INCENDIO! "Damnit Potter, no spells........in class." Snape probably.
"I know. Let's have a spelling contest."
"It'll be hard to eat corn on the cob without any fucking teeth."
I can't disagree with you. It is tasteless. Still, a great deal of humor is tasteless.
Trump represents corporatism not capitalism. He hardly represents my point of view.
FRANCIS! MALCOLM! REESE!
Free markets vs. Government subsidies
It is called bankruptcy.
Texas Tea