constipatedturtle

3187 pts ยท August 28, 2013


Just a constipated turtle. Help.

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PIZZA THE HUT!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I missed it. Fill me in.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I groan like I'm birthing the maddest shit of my life.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard the pioneers would ride those babies for miles.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Y u do dis

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Apes no kill apes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TRW you're runnning on 45+ hours a week

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His face looks like Freddy Kruger fucked the topographical map of Utah.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#Blackdunksmatter

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"art"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Actually I don't know if it is. T'was a funny

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

This is a repost, man.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

M,lady

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Why. Won't. You. Open. You. Stupidmotherfuckingpieceofshit. Iwillendyou. GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love Lil Mikey

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's like half NBA player and lumberjack

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm jealous and disgusted of your pizza intake.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I wish I had a son."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dudes got hands like Jesus on the cross. #nailedit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paul McCartney is about to give Kayne a career, if that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I mean, everyone else did just fine.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now explain July 4th.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before the sodium nation attacked.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I work at a restaurant where we play the same damn CD everyday all day.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0