109010 pts ยท February 18, 2016
I wish there was a website dedicated to posting AI so everyone can just gather round there and shout "AI! AI! THIS IS AI" because Im sure as fuck tired of seeing it on every fucking post on imgur.Yes, AI is bad. Congrats. You win.
My first job when I was 15 was at McDonalds, and during the sweltering summer. We obviously took to hiding in the freezer which felt immaculate in the heat. To the point that the managers started doing sweeps of the freezer to shoo us rats out and back to work. A fast food joint's walk in freezer is basically the on-base chapel safe space.
Alternatively, try baking pepperoni slices until they are crisp. Its easy, no carbs, and Im sure easy to find the proper method online.
I was told that many countries outside the US have toilets that feature the poop platform, to allow examination of the load before flushing, to keep an eye for health and medical reasons. How true this is, is beyond me, but it is what I was told.
I once saw a picture of an unused porta potty online and I still got a staph infection.
I Co-opted Cro Cop's The Crow crop top up top, pop.
THIS IS SOMEHOW THE FAULT OF IMMIGRANTS!! *rabble rabble rabble*
#35 If you bring this into my home, I will bludgeon you with a clothes iron until there are bones in your stool.
Dude I was in the hospital this last week and FOX was between the other news channels on the hospital TV. I flipped to it on accident for literally 3 seconds and I saw some host playing a video of people having made a giant liberty bell with a black female mannequin as the ringer, violently flailing the mannequin back and forth against the sides of the bell. The host was like "HAHA At least Kamala has a job now"Maga is just a haven for racists and bigots.
Years ago my 2 friends and I were getting high before starting a new play through of 7 Days to Die, and were formulating a vague, basic plan for getting started. After a few moments of discussion between myself and my other buddy, our third friend says, very confidently "Ok, so, basically.......what??" Now we say an exaggerated version of that all the time and it cracks us up.
I'm only 46 and when I was a kid, my grandparents still ordered from a milkman from a local dairy. Every week they'd fill out a paper order form for things like milk, eggs, cheese, chip dip and bad ass home made ice cream, then the next week, some dude in a milk truck showed up with it. They had peach ice cream and peppermint chip ice creams which were the best I'd ever had.
Then there's porn in them there hills!
"Now tell him I've brought my character from my last campaign""The Anjin says he wishes to play his illegal, min-maxxed home brew character"
"Yeah so I said 'your sketchy space religion is a pile of bullshit' lol""Lol then what happened?""Uh...he um...choked me from across the room with space magic...."
Still counts!
Bullseye, eating a mouthful of chips: "I dunno man, he was just robbing a liquor store and now he's an attorney"Daredevil: "Why are you even he-" *gets hit in forehead with a can of beer*
I bet you're a real hoot in crowded, loud, overstimulating environments.
I would easily pay $100. But 2$?? Get comfortable sir, we're gonna be here a while.
"Serves 3 men"Also, its not real, obviously.
I keep saying this. They are dissolving and looting the entire government, lining their pockets and turning on their own citizens, completely unchecked with no concern for repercussion."You mean the peasants have opinions and cleverly worded signs?? They march the streets 1000 miles away, chanting in unison?? *sarcastically* OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT. Anyways, pass me another 8 ball and send the national guard in. Label them terrorists. *chugs champagne they didnt pay for from a bottle*"
#35 A lot of step-dads gonna get unfortunate phone calls about their step-sons, right before they say "Wow, that's crazy" and hang up to go back to smoking at the bar.
"Any questions?""Yeah...What the fuck..."
I desperately want a spice weasel. BAM! *poof*
Unfortunately people turn to their phones now in lieu of reading/watching things on other media forms. Thankfully the internet force feeds you *checks notes* ...misinformation and aggressive propaganda....
Future felons!
Gettin in there like he dropped his car keys between the seats
He *did* set the Tonight Show set on fire for no reason....
#2 Why do all the men look like they are being held hostage at gun point for this picture?*Whispers threateningly while waving gun off camera* "Yeah that's right, look natural. Now hang on while this polaroid develops before I let you go"
I wish there was a website dedicated to posting AI so everyone can just gather round there and shout "AI! AI! THIS IS AI" because Im sure as fuck tired of seeing it on every fucking post on imgur.
Yes, AI is bad. Congrats. You win.
My first job when I was 15 was at McDonalds, and during the sweltering summer. We obviously took to hiding in the freezer which felt immaculate in the heat. To the point that the managers started doing sweeps of the freezer to shoo us rats out and back to work. A fast food joint's walk in freezer is basically the on-base chapel safe space.
Alternatively, try baking pepperoni slices until they are crisp. Its easy, no carbs, and Im sure easy to find the proper method online.
I was told that many countries outside the US have toilets that feature the poop platform, to allow examination of the load before flushing, to keep an eye for health and medical reasons. How true this is, is beyond me, but it is what I was told.
I once saw a picture of an unused porta potty online and I still got a staph infection.
I Co-opted Cro Cop's The Crow crop top up top, pop.
THIS IS SOMEHOW THE FAULT OF IMMIGRANTS!! *rabble rabble rabble*
#35 If you bring this into my home, I will bludgeon you with a clothes iron until there are bones in your stool.
Dude I was in the hospital this last week and FOX was between the other news channels on the hospital TV. I flipped to it on accident for literally 3 seconds and I saw some host playing a video of people having made a giant liberty bell with a black female mannequin as the ringer, violently flailing the mannequin back and forth against the sides of the bell. The host was like "HAHA At least Kamala has a job now"
Maga is just a haven for racists and bigots.
Years ago my 2 friends and I were getting high before starting a new play through of 7 Days to Die, and were formulating a vague, basic plan for getting started. After a few moments of discussion between myself and my other buddy, our third friend says, very confidently "Ok, so, basically.......what??"
Now we say an exaggerated version of that all the time and it cracks us up.
I'm only 46 and when I was a kid, my grandparents still ordered from a milkman from a local dairy. Every week they'd fill out a paper order form for things like milk, eggs, cheese, chip dip and bad ass home made ice cream, then the next week, some dude in a milk truck showed up with it. They had peach ice cream and peppermint chip ice creams which were the best I'd ever had.
Then there's porn in them there hills!
"Now tell him I've brought my character from my last campaign"
"The Anjin says he wishes to play his illegal, min-maxxed home brew character"
"Yeah so I said 'your sketchy space religion is a pile of bullshit' lol"
"Lol then what happened?"
"Uh...he um...choked me from across the room with space magic...."
Still counts!
Bullseye, eating a mouthful of chips: "I dunno man, he was just robbing a liquor store and now he's an attorney"
Daredevil: "Why are you even he-" *gets hit in forehead with a can of beer*
I bet you're a real hoot in crowded, loud, overstimulating environments.
I would easily pay $100. But 2$?? Get comfortable sir, we're gonna be here a while.
"Serves 3 men"
Also, its not real, obviously.
I keep saying this. They are dissolving and looting the entire government, lining their pockets and turning on their own citizens, completely unchecked with no concern for repercussion.
"You mean the peasants have opinions and cleverly worded signs?? They march the streets 1000 miles away, chanting in unison?? *sarcastically* OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT. Anyways, pass me another 8 ball and send the national guard in. Label them terrorists. *chugs champagne they didnt pay for from a bottle*"
#35 A lot of step-dads gonna get unfortunate phone calls about their step-sons, right before they say "Wow, that's crazy" and hang up to go back to smoking at the bar.
"Any questions?"
"Yeah...What the fuck..."
I desperately want a spice weasel. BAM! *poof*
Unfortunately people turn to their phones now in lieu of reading/watching things on other media forms. Thankfully the internet force feeds you *checks notes* ...misinformation and aggressive propaganda....
Future felons!
Gettin in there like he dropped his car keys between the seats
He *did* set the Tonight Show set on fire for no reason....
#2 Why do all the men look like they are being held hostage at gun point for this picture?
*Whispers threateningly while waving gun off camera* "Yeah that's right, look natural. Now hang on while this polaroid develops before I let you go"