cplusgaming

563 pts ยท August 22, 2015


Why is it tagged cute doggo?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite, a horde of hamsters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmfao clever girl (; but you make your username proud.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't have a wife! I'm single! But we do it right! (;

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I grew up on a farm. But Texas roads are pretty nice. Without so the construction. Thanks Ted Cruz.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the middle class. Land is cheap and there is a shit ton of money in Texas. All them steers and oil and such. But I love the country.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you Texas 2 step? But Texas is the epitome of 'Murica. I live there now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how we do it in Texas. But we BBQ for every occasion. And don't forget shooting guns.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. Can us Americans come?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

England? If I recall correctly it is July 1st 1867? As to our July 4th 1775.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Little as by age of independence.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like it! Our little northern brothers and sisters do it right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kind of date.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With that kind of service you can get whatever you would like.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, don't you know how to make a man feel special!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only at night, but fine by me! Anytime any place!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm easy but not that easy. (;

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy me dinner first

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work across the flight line of the lockheed factory that makes these bad boys. Badass doesn't begin to describe them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No blow jobs for Harambe.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

Low key read that as McCan... and I was gonna make a mccant joke

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Try that with a Beretta m9. All you have to do is put a little pressure on the barrel. Those things blow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a marine, are you fucking high? No. Air force chicks all the way. Female marines are 90% lesbians anyways.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I love my silkies. Free balling has never been more free.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Decent muzzle awareness. Hot brass sucks. But he should have had the coach get it instead of floundering like that. It's not hot for long.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

A .45 with a 15 round magazine? :O

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. But I don't understand how that makes a difference.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That high school one is horse shit. I miss the hell out of highschool. The real world sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

It's a crew effort. We have a guy in the back plugged into comma and when they stop we tell the pilots to lose altitude. It's great.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok. I am a c130 guy so I don't follow or know anything about those types of aircraft.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0