2903 pts ยท September 1, 2014
That is awesome, great work! I will give you 5... no... 10(!) bottle caps for it!
This is why some people want to watch the world burn
Umm... nope, don't see where I said that. Looks like dems want to see the world burn too. I think lots of ppl are just bored nowadays.
TIL not to put cologne on my balls
Is it still ATM if you do it to yourself?
My dad called them "couch rats"
It looks like that head is photoshopped on to that body. Or is it just me?
The drummer from Def Leonard's only got one arm! The drummer from Def Leonard's only got one arm!
With love and compassion always... that part was nice.
WTF, don't criticize my wife if you have never met her!
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Reported.
They weren't wrong tho...
It isn't exactly "completely free" from a tax payer's perspective. I agree with your point tho...
What else is he supposed to feed that big bastard and not go broke?
The cheese to bacon to meat ratio is off imho. Should be at lease one slice of chz and 2 of bacon per patty. I plan on dying young...
Married 14 years here btw, I will just tell her fuck that, I don't wanna, and she me. Marriage is so much better now...
Go to an ER and stand by the sick people ASAP, you have just enough time to show symptoms by Fri night. Or over eat some Taco Bell...
If this is her... she bought a butt plug for a sad coworker... u guys are a match made in heaven.
Fuck you trees!
This post is dad approved
He signs his checks with his nut sack.
Hahaha... where do you think you are... Instagram?
Congrats on the sex!
Where do you live? They don't let us marry animals here in the US... yet.
The smiley is perfect here...
I wonder if my gp would write a script like this for while I'm at work... clearly there's precedent
But fuck that guy! Wait, i thought you wrote it! Shit, I thought YOU wrote it. Ok, let's leave out of solidarity.
Where is the basketb..... ohhhhh
Isn't she the scientist? Researcher really...
That is awesome, great work! I will give you 5... no... 10(!) bottle caps for it!
This is why some people want to watch the world burn
Umm... nope, don't see where I said that. Looks like dems want to see the world burn too. I think lots of ppl are just bored nowadays.
TIL not to put cologne on my balls
Is it still ATM if you do it to yourself?
My dad called them "couch rats"
It looks like that head is photoshopped on to that body. Or is it just me?
The drummer from Def Leonard's only got one arm! The drummer from Def Leonard's only got one arm!
With love and compassion always... that part was nice.
WTF, don't criticize my wife if you have never met her!
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Reported.
They weren't wrong tho...
It isn't exactly "completely free" from a tax payer's perspective. I agree with your point tho...
What else is he supposed to feed that big bastard and not go broke?
The cheese to bacon to meat ratio is off imho. Should be at lease one slice of chz and 2 of bacon per patty. I plan on dying young...
Married 14 years here btw, I will just tell her fuck that, I don't wanna, and she me. Marriage is so much better now...
Go to an ER and stand by the sick people ASAP, you have just enough time to show symptoms by Fri night. Or over eat some Taco Bell...
If this is her... she bought a butt plug for a sad coworker... u guys are a match made in heaven.
Fuck you trees!
This post is dad approved
He signs his checks with his nut sack.
Hahaha... where do you think you are... Instagram?
Congrats on the sex!
Where do you live? They don't let us marry animals here in the US... yet.
The smiley is perfect here...
I wonder if my gp would write a script like this for while I'm at work... clearly there's precedent
But fuck that guy! Wait, i thought you wrote it! Shit, I thought YOU wrote it. Ok, let's leave out of solidarity.
Where is the basketb..... ohhhhh
Isn't she the scientist? Researcher really...