It's my Cake Day (no lie!)

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1

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I don't mind

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1371

going to be an interesting year

4

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51

Who would have thought Bill Nye would turn out to be less credible than Beakman?

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Everybody is freaking out about the new Pokemon Go Appraisal system, but what about the new Special Research?

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287

I'd ask for luck, but thankfully I don't need it

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101

Is this how Gingers are made?

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255

Elon is on FIRE today!

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1

322

seriously, grow up you pansies

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26

56

I'm so excited I can hardly stand up

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744

141521

only in Chicago

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