It's all about perspective.
"I must go, my people need me!"
EVERY. F**KING. TIME!!!
MRW the barman says he needs to see the ID of my friend but not mine.
MFW your mate and you wee supposed to hang out, and then at the last minute his girlfriend "surprises" him and decides to tag along.
"Lemme g... nope, OK, alright, I've sh*t my trousers".
How to keep Trick o’ Treating as an adult and get away with it.
"And then, Bill Nye showed up and killed our funk!"
MRW I suddenly realise I'm on camera.
Web comic mini-dump.
Brutal carjacking caught on video.
MRW during an argument my counterpart makes a remarkably witty comeback.
The first thing that comes to mind every time a friend gets engaged.
MRW the premiere of a new season of one of the many series that I love to binge on is finally available.
Unexpected plot twist mini-dump.
"I meant to do that." Vol. 2
Webcomic mini-dump.
Hilarious differences between cats and dogs.
Noob the Loser
This is why animals don't do meetings.
*Ghoulish drumroll*
When I'm told I'm messy, my room is a disaster, and I have to clean it up.
I used to have a friend in college who did this. We called it the "boa".
Grandmas.
Nailed it.
Every f*ng time.
...or the first 5 minutes of my every day.
A year goes by... and I'm still here, not being productive or anything.
"I meant to do that".
Be cool, man.
"Moneyshot!"
Saucy webcomic mini dump.
To all workers and volunteers who are helping in the relief and salvage effort of the México earthquake: THANK YOU.
Foreshadowing: your baby brother will be a douche.
"Ooh, that looks intr... fmlghbdngg no..."
When the sudden need to jam it hits you.
The most awesome cop bike ever.
"Stop, human! You can't play for sh*t! STOP, I TELL YOU!!!"
I GOT A LION!!!
There's perseverance, there's endurance... and then there's this.
LOL When that friend who you just don't like "that way" suddenly makes a move.
How to successfully use your head
When arriving to class all hungover the next morning.
When your X-Men salary is just not enough...
Fresh Mexican
"I can do it! I can best him! I ca...£@&!¿"
Bear Grylls doesn't get it.