20968 pts ยท September 12, 2016
This is my public profile. I have written something about myself!
I still do that
That's what she said.
"Listen, mister, you come on down here and greet her properly or else I'll take this chancla and put you through that f**kng wall!".
Some cats are just a**holes.
"I was going for the 'grab-your-sword-when-your-hands-touch-the-ground-Matrix-style back-flip'... then I got stabbed in the crotch."
You just made my day.
This android pretended to be a woman at Tokyo Game Show and @OP believed it.
How the fucking fuck do you go from a to b here!?
Naturally, I'm interested.
Fast-forward a few years and TLOTR is actually Sloth's origin story before The Goonies.
True story: at a friend's weeding, his best man actually said the whole thing DURING THE CEREMONY, WHILE GIVING THE RINGS. LOL.
I would so ask for her number.
Must have.
"Just like I did with your mom and sister the other day."
That's a great white, not an orca.
Nah, not really.
"Boy, is it ever!"
I'm pretty sure you got the penguin colour schemes wrong on this one.
"And THAT is how you get away with murder".
"I shall call him... Mini Me"
Some people do LOL
Yuri Boyka!!!
*than
Half the people here won't get this. The other half will smirk and say they did. And the other half can't do math.
Mightier than any sword in Jason Bourne's hands.
All hail our Lord and saviour, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
I still do that
That's what she said.
"Listen, mister, you come on down here and greet her properly or else I'll take this chancla and put you through that f**kng wall!".
Some cats are just a**holes.
"I was going for the 'grab-your-sword-when-your-hands-touch-the-ground-Matrix-style back-flip'... then I got stabbed in the crotch."
You just made my day.
This android pretended to be a woman at Tokyo Game Show and @OP believed it.
How the fucking fuck do you go from a to b here!?
Naturally, I'm interested.
Fast-forward a few years and TLOTR is actually Sloth's origin story before The Goonies.
True story: at a friend's weeding, his best man actually said the whole thing DURING THE CEREMONY, WHILE GIVING THE RINGS. LOL.
I would so ask for her number.
Must have.
"Just like I did with your mom and sister the other day."
That's a great white, not an orca.
Nah, not really.
"Boy, is it ever!"
I'm pretty sure you got the penguin colour schemes wrong on this one.
"And THAT is how you get away with murder".
"I shall call him... Mini Me"
Some people do LOL
Yuri Boyka!!!
*than
Half the people here won't get this. The other half will smirk and say they did. And the other half can't do math.
Mightier than any sword in Jason Bourne's hands.
All hail our Lord and saviour, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!