datbat

7665 pts ยท June 14, 2012


I am a 23 year old female from America. Specifically, Texas (originally Alabama). Wide variety of interests and opinions. I'm here for teh lulz.

Me too. I had to take antibiotics also because of a heart condition. I had 7 surgeries before that so I knew what to expect.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no idea.... I grew up there.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not poo-shy, I just had bariatric surgery so things were backed up.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I had bariatric surgery last week so things are getting back to normal.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad is a crane operator and makes $100k a year

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Try not pooping for three :(

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I just had bariatric surgery. I can't eat ANY of this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm getting bariatric surgery Friday. I'm so ready!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

her off his bank account. What sucks is he has to give her 30% of his pay every month for their 3 kids. 3/3

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Then told my brother he wasted 10 years of her life and took all his money right before he got back form Afghanistan and was able to get 2/?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ugh. My EX sis-in-law slept with every man she could (even the married ones) on post while my brother was deployed (3 separate times) 1/?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can replace the reservoir, mouth piece and tube in mine if I have to.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a big cyst in the back of my knee that makes my lower leg feel like this constantly. :-/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking kangaroos..

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not sure. Never watched it and I rarely go to the theater. Sure as hell won't pay $10 to watch FSoG.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely read that as bowels first.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, I feel the bloop of the first blood pouring out. Impossible to ignore. (You're welcome for the imagery)

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I seriously wonder how many people are going to get caught fucking during that movie.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I'd like that. My bro lives up there so he knows some cool stuff too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Springs.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My drunk hunger is way worse than my high hunger.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god me too. I have smoked before but my drunk hunger knows no bounds.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I can't wait to move there in Oct.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll take my nice rounded or squared over these monstrosities any day. Could you imagine putting in/taking out contacts with those? OUCH

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My mom had to have a root canal on almost all of her teeth. She still lost them all due to a hereditary gum disease.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm moving at the end of Oct/beginning of Nov!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought was this is my nightmare. ALL doors must be closed!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Mine hides in the bathtub. He normally HATES the bathtub. I have to sit in there with him and cuddle him.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to go there so bad.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find her insanely annoying. She acts all open and accepting but if you actually listen to what she says, she is crazy judgmental.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1