273 pts · April 19, 2016
My wife sells my toenails to science
Holy Shit
Yes kids, we old folks do that so we can concentrate on listening to our surroundings to avoid catastrophes.
They still print newspapers?
Opens the door for more corporate greed. Hey you didn’t eat salads so your heart attack is not covered. Etc etc.
My best friend died a few weeks ago at 58. Drank himself to death. Terrible way to go. Keep it up. Affects everyone you know.
I had one as a kid. Randomly mixed shit together. It exploded all over the kitchen ceiling.
I have a ‘74. Owning a 47 year old sports car is like being in the mob. You need an envelope of cash ready every month
Just had stent #5 and #6 put in last Monday. It is what it is. Im 52. Have familial hypercholesterolemia
Im in com hvac and this is true. But It reflects and burns us where the sun don’t shine. Under your chin. Under your ears. Under your arms.
This asshole old half metric half regular junk
My father had that same eye scheme. So did his aunt. I have 7 grandkids all with normal eyes. The gene is gone
Used to tease her for months to brush and floss her forehead before bedtime.
Years ago my daughter was jumping with a boy. They bumped heads and his tooth broke off in her forehead. Still have that X-ray.
Take it easy Mr Merrick
Mine went while driving. Swung into the hospital. Going car to car holding me up trying to get in the front door. Surgeon was Dr Goliath
The biggest time/money save is you can press a fitting together with water dripping out of the pipe. If a valve doesn’t hold
Just throw it away and get a new one, dah
I keep saying.. the ONLY explanation for all of this is I’m in a coma and my brain is trying to keep busy. Cubs win series, trump is pres..
My father had that same eye color scheme
Something to look up. My father was drafted in 1965 we were going to start a war over the canal. They resolved it but sent him to vietnam
22 million to cure diabetes? Just start a gofundme!
We used to terrorize our kmart when we were kids. We’d set all the alarm clocks on the shelf to go off in ten minutes then leave
Mail delivery is written in the Constitution
Yes. You cant even tell the brands apart anymore. All aweful
Our school had soy burgers, soy-za and soy-ghetti
You can get past alot of paywalls by hitting “reader view” on your browser
Inthought the same thing. Thanks
Girders and Panels
My wife sells my toenails to science
Holy Shit
Yes kids, we old folks do that so we can concentrate on listening to our surroundings to avoid catastrophes.
They still print newspapers?
Opens the door for more corporate greed. Hey you didn’t eat salads so your heart attack is not covered. Etc etc.
My best friend died a few weeks ago at 58. Drank himself to death. Terrible way to go. Keep it up. Affects everyone you know.
I had one as a kid. Randomly mixed shit together. It exploded all over the kitchen ceiling.
I have a ‘74. Owning a 47 year old sports car is like being in the mob. You need an envelope of cash ready every month
Just had stent #5 and #6 put in last Monday. It is what it is. Im 52. Have familial hypercholesterolemia
Im in com hvac and this is true. But It reflects and burns us where the sun don’t shine. Under your chin. Under your ears. Under your arms.
This asshole old half metric half regular junk
My father had that same eye scheme. So did his aunt. I have 7 grandkids all with normal eyes. The gene is gone
Used to tease her for months to brush and floss her forehead before bedtime.
Years ago my daughter was jumping with a boy. They bumped heads and his tooth broke off in her forehead. Still have that X-ray.
Take it easy Mr Merrick
Mine went while driving. Swung into the hospital. Going car to car holding me up trying to get in the front door. Surgeon was Dr Goliath
The biggest time/money save is you can press a fitting together with water dripping out of the pipe. If a valve doesn’t hold
Just throw it away and get a new one, dah
I keep saying.. the ONLY explanation for all of this is I’m in a coma and my brain is trying to keep busy. Cubs win series, trump is pres..
My father had that same eye color scheme
Something to look up. My father was drafted in 1965 we were going to start a war over the canal. They resolved it but sent him to vietnam
22 million to cure diabetes? Just start a gofundme!
We used to terrorize our kmart when we were kids. We’d set all the alarm clocks on the shelf to go off in ten minutes then leave
Mail delivery is written in the Constitution
Yes. You cant even tell the brands apart anymore. All aweful
Our school had soy burgers, soy-za and soy-ghetti
You can get past alot of paywalls by hitting “reader view” on your browser
Inthought the same thing. Thanks
Girders and Panels