davidtrotsky

273 pts · April 19, 2016


My wife sells my toenails to science

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy Shit

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes kids, we old folks do that so we can concentrate on listening to our surroundings to avoid catastrophes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They still print newspapers?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Opens the door for more corporate greed. Hey you didn’t eat salads so your heart attack is not covered. Etc etc.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My best friend died a few weeks ago at 58. Drank himself to death. Terrible way to go. Keep it up. Affects everyone you know.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had one as a kid. Randomly mixed shit together. It exploded all over the kitchen ceiling.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a ‘74. Owning a 47 year old sports car is like being in the mob. You need an envelope of cash ready every month

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just had stent #5 and #6 put in last Monday. It is what it is. Im 52. Have familial hypercholesterolemia

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im in com hvac and this is true. But It reflects and burns us where the sun don’t shine. Under your chin. Under your ears. Under your arms.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This asshole old half metric half regular junk

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My father had that same eye scheme. So did his aunt. I have 7 grandkids all with normal eyes. The gene is gone

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to tease her for months to brush and floss her forehead before bedtime.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Years ago my daughter was jumping with a boy. They bumped heads and his tooth broke off in her forehead. Still have that X-ray.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Take it easy Mr Merrick

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine went while driving. Swung into the hospital. Going car to car holding me up trying to get in the front door. Surgeon was Dr Goliath

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest time/money save is you can press a fitting together with water dripping out of the pipe. If a valve doesn’t hold

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just throw it away and get a new one, dah

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep saying.. the ONLY explanation for all of this is I’m in a coma and my brain is trying to keep busy. Cubs win series, trump is pres..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father had that same eye color scheme

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something to look up. My father was drafted in 1965 we were going to start a war over the canal. They resolved it but sent him to vietnam

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

22 million to cure diabetes? Just start a gofundme!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We used to terrorize our kmart when we were kids. We’d set all the alarm clocks on the shelf to go off in ten minutes then leave

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mail delivery is written in the Constitution

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. You cant even tell the brands apart anymore. All aweful

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our school had soy burgers, soy-za and soy-ghetti

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get past alot of paywalls by hitting “reader view” on your browser

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inthought the same thing. Thanks

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Girders and Panels

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0