Unlike my opponent, Galdalf the Lame, I will cut taxes bigly in the shire and all of Middle-earth! Global warming due to the fires of Mt. Doom is FAKE NEWS!! A YUGE overstatement! SAD!!
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4
338
Haikus are so underrated
98
16
174
Don't lie
75
7
14
a title
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3
62
The Green Mushroom Mile
47
11
693
MFW I really have to take a dump, but a hot girl keeps talking to me and I want to seem interested
14
2
368
spotted an old friend in the wild last last
6
5
41
I did not know these things.
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79116
Holy crap, finally realized why it was called pallet town
4371
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30401
soooo satisfying
24
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181
Today I shall go forth and conquer the red dot
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seems fair
17
5
82
Hey-o!
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0
76
Love you long time, G. I.
75
4
803
You just keep on trying lil taco buddy
22
5
225
Dang these new fangled cellular telephones
126
36
159
I mean, really.
23
10
59
Adorable, but frightened sloth rescued from the side of the highway
10
11
660
MFW I can't figure out which demon/angel/random diety I want to summon
15
6
6628
The best part of waking up
12
2
51
Apparently, I work with someone famous.
9
1
116
Metal as Fuck
28
10
513
Googled dogs wearing goggles (don't ask), was not disappointed.
15
2
478
Awesome totally true facts and other things that are also true, too.
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4
6
Insert jokes here
1
9
76
Quick, name all 9 characters
4
7
18987
MFW I land the game winning kill in pvp with no time left
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2
1376
Apparently, I'm on the Google
5
1
3
a handy chart for the lady folk
3
6
61
These may or my not be award winning, you decide.
10
4
81
There has to be a solution
13
10
59
You got knocked the FUCK OUT
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3
121
Round 1. FIGHT!
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4
100
I guess he needed a bigger boat
21
1
359
"I wish they wouldn't do that"
-20
8
38174
Let them customize thier characters, what could go wrong
5
7
666
currently my situation
26
0
54
perfectly combined gifs
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146712
The comparison is... Golden
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11
60
Mesmerizing
14
8
508
I can't feel my legs.
2629
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6615
Used this line at work today, results pending.
9
3
72
Are you down with OTG?
122
19
629
woof
6
3
213
baby-8
2001
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11755
Srsly
9
1
82
The hero we need right now, but not the one we deserve
8615
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248793
Why you cheap sonofa...
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6
113
BRB buying cat puppet
101
5
2291
Diego is my spirit puppet
6
3
3909
O_o
23
7
41
Toe Pick
30
12
4853
I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
12
35
748
Done with work for the week like
29
7
477
Yeah,
1990
63
7050
Delicious warmth
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For all you coloring enthusiasts!
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