deviantduck69

1946 pts ยท March 23, 2018


1st grade for me. All the adults started crying and all the kids were like 'wow! Do it again!'

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pocket knives exist for a reason. Other than making you walk a mile you didn't intend because you forgot to leave it in the car before entering a sports arena.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had some in Iceland on our honeymoon. Little filets in a sweet blueberry sauce. Tasted like really salty duck.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But they taste great.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

If she treats her house like her bike, it's wrecked inside.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can't convince me that's not RDJ in costume screwing with us for giggles.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you're paying retail. You can also buy your own high capacity/speed MFC, toner, and paper for probably around 20k.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Illinois is the good side of the river.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not bolts. The horizontal bars are loose and lay in place. There's a plastic retaining clip keeping them from moving. But these beds can easily support 350lbs, so something was wonky with this assembly.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most houses in the US aren't brick. And a huge % of the ones with 1 side brick are just a facade, and not structural.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Half sex. Do that trick into full Windsor first.

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

There's some decent ones out there. Especially ones that listen to zoom/teams calls, record, parse the data, and create notes, tasks, and plans. They can save hours of manual post meeting work.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And your hot water heater breaks in 5...4...3...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monsanto did make a lot of agent orange, tho.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone else see the thumbnail and think it was Alex Murphy?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My group of friends refer to is as having the air conditioning on. My one buddy is chubby with a flat ass. It's a losing battle.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2nd round. CK already took the first.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Financial industry requires a lot of ink signatures.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed. He was taking the fall and beating the rap on his son's behalf.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

I'm 6'0 and wear 29" pants. Torso of a 6'6 guy, legs of a 5'6 guy.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Osha compliance can suck it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a reason Josh fight exists.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in that spot. Can confirm.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not in the Midwest at least.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also there were no flat billed hats like that back then.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Everything reminds me of her...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss my TT. Haven't driven it in 5 years.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for Steve Lemme to tell us what unnecessary invention he had for us today.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0