dontthought

1327 pts ยท September 7, 2014


Good point. Plasma screen TV deductions are only available to CEOs.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

George Santos

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're literally unable on a personal level to vote someone into office... But, collectively, our votes determine the election outcome!

3 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 9

omg, where are these links so i can avoid them?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty soon she's gonna be right.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's about 1 per week in America so more like it's too late.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Find the other shy person there - the one not talking and laughing with a group of friends, but just sitting alone. I'm sure you'll have something in common to talk about!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He co-sponsored the bill (along with a Dem.). So it kind of makes sense that he voted for it.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that is how dysentery works.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boarding school?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Put a pillow under the top knee - better for the back.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Supreme Court has ruled that if you're set on fire, it's up to each state to decide if you're allowed to put out the fire.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I think one party was trying to do that but the other party said no way.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Also Kristen Wiig's roommate in Bridesmaids

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It looks like he's trying to say something.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going to save this on my phone so that if this ever happens to me...oh right.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL, I fight like a bear.....cub.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For future reference : "Maine Coon"

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In billionaire math you always round up to the nearest billion.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of course I read the article - it's Mark Hamill!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it had said "Mark Hamill GIVES 500 drones to Ukraine." then it wouldn't have been ambiguous.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does Mark Hamill want to attack Ukraine with an army of drones? What did they ever do to him?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you need to see the showdown at the House of Blue Leaves. The Bride takes on 88 swordsmen.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Couldn't down-shifting slow the truck down?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

How about "1% of a billion dollars is more than 22% of 50k". ($10 million is more than $11k)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ft Myers Beach is an extremely narrow barrier island, not really"inland".

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yoko and Mike should never be in the same room

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0