drivergrrl

5462 pts ยท February 10, 2016


I live with 4 cats, 3 dogs, 2 humans, 1 rat, and sometimes brine shrimp. I've broken 16 bones in my body. I keep track of everything and like to make charts and graphs about it (spending habits, weather, tv shows, garden). Mildly on the spectrum, obv. Will actually say wheeeee out loud when cruising curvy highway ramps. I laugh so loud I hurt my own ears sometimes. I"ve moved homes about 30 times yet have zero wanderlust. Meatshield/ Tank.

Whoops, bombed a school in Iran, 120+ children dead, but it was an aCciDeNt!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I so proudly voted to boot that judge!

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Flat surface.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As an ace, I have zero hope, but I'm so happy for everyone who finds the love they're seeking. And I love "how we met" stories so much.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Omg I lol'd so hard I snorted a booger you brilliant hilarious bastard

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hoopsnek I missed you where have you been?????

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"For some reason" no it's because it was the Sunday strip in the paper, the only day the comics got more than one page, and in color, so it was considered a break from the regular weekly story.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They're *

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lolll no clean ear for you! But get a blaster. 50/50 water and peroxide. Long nozzle with an ear piece squirt bottle thing. I get terrible painful build up and the docs recommended it.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hoopsnek is national treasure.

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Lolll agree.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Never surrender!!!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So nonchalant in her monsterdom.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terrifying. I already chose the bear dammit!!!!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for existing.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ow my heart. You're a national treasure, Hoopsnek.

3 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

I'm just gonna say that that little giggle was so gd cute and it distracted me, a straight asexual woman, from the rest of the words because it was adorable overload. You go sister!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

HA, not! I was there. It was not tolerant.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft 20 hours plus for Texas (and you want to gtfo so fast).

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hoopsnek, the hero we need.

3 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Omg I love it!!! That laugh!!! XD

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds amazing! My mouth watered reading this.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jfc

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White men*

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, whistle blowers are bad. /s

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sleep well!

5 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Lmaooooo best description ever!!!

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hate sunny days.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So jealous!!!

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0