I live with 4 cats, 3 dogs, 2 humans, 1 rat, and sometimes brine shrimp. I've broken 16 bones in my body. I keep track of everything and like to make charts and graphs about it (spending habits, weather, tv shows, garden). Mildly on the spectrum, obv. Will actually say wheeeee out loud when cruising curvy highway ramps. I laugh so loud I hurt my own ears sometimes. I"ve moved homes about 30 times yet have zero wanderlust. Meatshield/ Tank.
Whoops, bombed a school in Iran, 120+ children dead, but it was an aCciDeNt!
I so proudly voted to boot that judge!
Flat surface.
As an ace, I have zero hope, but I'm so happy for everyone who finds the love they're seeking. And I love "how we met" stories so much.
Omg I lol'd so hard I snorted a booger you brilliant hilarious bastard
Hoopsnek I missed you where have you been?????
"For some reason" no it's because it was the Sunday strip in the paper, the only day the comics got more than one page, and in color, so it was considered a break from the regular weekly story.
They're *
Lolll no clean ear for you! But get a blaster. 50/50 water and peroxide. Long nozzle with an ear piece squirt bottle thing. I get terrible painful build up and the docs recommended it.
Hoopsnek is national treasure.
Lolll agree.
Never surrender!!!
So nonchalant in her monsterdom.
Terrifying. I already chose the bear dammit!!!!
Thank you for existing.
Ow my heart. You're a national treasure, Hoopsnek.
I'm just gonna say that that little giggle was so gd cute and it distracted me, a straight asexual woman, from the rest of the words because it was adorable overload. You go sister!
HA, not! I was there. It was not tolerant.
Pfft 20 hours plus for Texas (and you want to gtfo so fast).
Hoopsnek, the hero we need.
Omg I love it!!! That laugh!!! XD
Sounds amazing! My mouth watered reading this.
Jfc
Fuck yeah
White men*
Oh yes, whistle blowers are bad. /s
Sleep well!
Lmaooooo best description ever!!!
I hate sunny days.
So jealous!!!