drumlogan

1142 pts ยท July 26, 2013


Sync it to your incoming text messages.

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Boss.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out Monument Valley for an amazing mobile gaming experience.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm sorry. That was overly harsh. Apologies. But its still an opinion piece ;-)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an opinion piece, it's supposed to be biased, you twat.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...that he probably didn't see because it was fucking raining.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Don't forget the severed breast implant!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of commitment, you just seem like a fun guy. (3/3 - I lied.)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

fantastic read. If you ever wanna grab a beer and get some free shades, hit me up. Full disclosure, I'm a dude. Not looking for Anna levels

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm in Philly. I have spare sunglasses. Maybe they're your style, maybe not. I'd be happy to give them to you as payment for that (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Feel the BEEERRNNNNnnnnn

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Darude.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well there's an inability to falsify any multiverse theory. Now, at least. So don't crush my powerful leading women dream!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm turning into a creepy old man...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bunch of monkeys with typewriters in a room banging out fan fiction erotica starring yours truly!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that's one theory from Tegmark, but there are others like the quantum universe theory... Or so my non-physics self understands it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 package, my house is immediately covered in Styrofoam peanuts and there's packing tape stuck to the baby.

11 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 4

How have you had that for a week and not opened it yet?! You must have the self control of a Finnish grouse hunter. If I come home to a 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 4

Gimme a liter of kroner.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

While you're at it, keep the nightlight on inside...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ghost rode the whip?

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Opulence, I has it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

mlem

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mlem

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

(2/2) prompt to get to a real person, it rings once and then hangs up on me. Every. Single. Time.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE. I've called customer service like 8 times in the last week for two issues, and every time I get to the last (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

... Is it a hemi?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0