e4knee

13939 pts ยท December 24, 2011


I graduated from Carnegie Mellon with a BA in Linguistics. My senior thesis was about internet sociolinguistics, particularly comments Imgur. http://www.eforney.org/linguistics.html Here's the full 58-page pdf! Other interests (for Secret Santa reference): coffee, board games, Pokemon, puzzles (jigsaw or logic), Steven Universe, bicycles, toucans, corgis, Over the Garden Wall, jewelry with cute tiny foods and animals, stuff with bananas on it (for scale), Game of Thrones, the Pittsburgh Penguins (hockey), short stories

Literally. Fainting goats were bred to be easy targets so that most of the good herd survived a predator attack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite term for white people is mayonnaise folk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A better question is "What's the name/pronoun I should use?" b/c you don't really give a fuck whether the baby has a peen or 2 X chomosomes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the idea here is that people are either 1) nosy, asking about baby genitals or 2) trying to assume the gender/pronouns. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhh I forgot to log onto Imgur for like a week! I'm so excited to see my presents! I can't believe you have a pin/keychain collection!! :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check your emails, I think there's something you can do, like message the coordinators

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a moment I thought this referred to the preteen guy trying to open-mouth kiss that poor girl

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck do you work...?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just surprised they didn't throw the "Lannisters don't shit gold" line. That line was practically begging for the screen.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Too mildly interesting not to mention: Brandie, I also have that sweater from H&M. I wear it as a dress with leggings cause I'm short.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they planned that email to take up just the right amount of space...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is research done right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But sadly our Pittsburgh Giant Eagles don't have a wine section. :'(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely thought it was Jon Hamm.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I WORK HERE AND ALSO USED TO BE A STUDENT WOO

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0



12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Time to start a web comic, buddy!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...5'4" as a guess, I'm never guessed below 5'2" (my actual height), and once someone who was 5'5" guessed me 5'6" (2/2). It's a fun game!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a "tall" pesonality. I ask acquaintances I'm standing near to close their eyes and tell me how tall I am. I probably average (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 24 year old woman, I have those socks...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slippy? Are you from Pittsburgh....?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is the title a fucking Pokemon The Movie 2000 reference??

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend of a friend jumped a few years back. I talked to him maybe twice, but I felt like I couldn't breathe the whole day.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw hell yeah gurrrrl. Also, good call on the dress.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you had an 'F' you could've played "jewfish."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I have a girlfriend." "That's nice, do you know where I can find some good vermin to eat?"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read that as "Somebody grew new slippers for Christmas!" Rabbit's expression makes a little more sense in that context.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smokes: When drinking. Drinks: Not at all.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you're on the porch looking at a yard of snow without footprints... then did you sleepover at your friend's house...?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0