I graduated from Carnegie Mellon with a BA in Linguistics. My senior thesis was about internet sociolinguistics, particularly comments Imgur. http://www.eforney.org/linguistics.html Here's the full 58-page pdf! Other interests (for Secret Santa reference): coffee, board games, Pokemon, puzzles (jigsaw or logic), Steven Universe, bicycles, toucans, corgis, Over the Garden Wall, jewelry with cute tiny foods and animals, stuff with bananas on it (for scale), Game of Thrones, the Pittsburgh Penguins (hockey), short stories
Literally. Fainting goats were bred to be easy targets so that most of the good herd survived a predator attack.
My favorite term for white people is mayonnaise folk.
A better question is "What's the name/pronoun I should use?" b/c you don't really give a fuck whether the baby has a peen or 2 X chomosomes
I think the idea here is that people are either 1) nosy, asking about baby genitals or 2) trying to assume the gender/pronouns. 1/2
Ahhh I forgot to log onto Imgur for like a week! I'm so excited to see my presents! I can't believe you have a pin/keychain collection!! :D
Check your emails, I think there's something you can do, like message the coordinators
For a moment I thought this referred to the preteen guy trying to open-mouth kiss that poor girl
Where the fuck do you work...?
I'm just surprised they didn't throw the "Lannisters don't shit gold" line. That line was practically begging for the screen.
Too mildly interesting not to mention: Brandie, I also have that sweater from H&M. I wear it as a dress with leggings cause I'm short.
I wonder if they planned that email to take up just the right amount of space...
This is research done right.
But sadly our Pittsburgh Giant Eagles don't have a wine section. :'(
Definitely thought it was Jon Hamm.
I WORK HERE AND ALSO USED TO BE A STUDENT WOO
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Time to start a web comic, buddy!
...5'4" as a guess, I'm never guessed below 5'2" (my actual height), and once someone who was 5'5" guessed me 5'6" (2/2). It's a fun game!
I have a "tall" pesonality. I ask acquaintances I'm standing near to close their eyes and tell me how tall I am. I probably average (1/2)
As a 24 year old woman, I have those socks...
Slippy? Are you from Pittsburgh....?
Is the title a fucking Pokemon The Movie 2000 reference??
A friend of a friend jumped a few years back. I talked to him maybe twice, but I felt like I couldn't breathe the whole day.
Aw hell yeah gurrrrl. Also, good call on the dress.
If you had an 'F' you could've played "jewfish."
"I have a girlfriend." "That's nice, do you know where I can find some good vermin to eat?"
Read that as "Somebody grew new slippers for Christmas!" Rabbit's expression makes a little more sense in that context.
Smokes: When drinking. Drinks: Not at all.
If you're on the porch looking at a yard of snow without footprints... then did you sleepover at your friend's house...?