eadanke

94971 pts ยท January 10, 2014


Retired 10th and 11th century chrono-police dispatcher(go green pigs!). Currently working returns and repairs at Holsteins to Humans professional costumery. Don't bother to hit me up with pictures of your damaged human suit if it's obvious that you don't follow the user end maintenance agreement. DA-7581-4273-1245

Don't forget us folks with a disordered sleep wake cycle who are always a little asleep and a little awake.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who would have thought that using an Iraqi farmer's almanac to predict your personality, and fortune, would be somewhat flawed.

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 How long after you take them does the hysteria kick in? Maybe I didn't take enough

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll grab some clueless Christian, politically resilient, celebrity, who isn't from the west coast, to prop up as a fake reformer.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe Donny got mad that he can't have more defensive missile batteries at his golf courses.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only cloud gaming, and not any other part of Game Pass? That sucks for your situation, but it's nice to see the push to everyone being on dumb terminals is slowing down.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not surprised that army dudes are blowing each other, it's more the made for propaganda feel of such an event being caught on camera.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The money to effort ratio can't be bad if the money isn't zero.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That sounds fake, but man, these times are really trying my perspective on reality. I'll just believe this I guess.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#7 And all I'm thinking is there's probably bodies in the cement.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think mostly we leave it alone since the US is a comfortable size we're all used to, but a few rich guys and army recruits move to Cyprus.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Without hair I look like a thug. If I ever go bald I'll just lean into it and find some nice crime that suits my skills.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Honestly, this just looks like a commercial for TV shows. I don't think its here because people are already excited.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A pun based off a uniquely human sound? "talk a look at my wares"? but if all creatures can talk what's unique to us? armpit farts?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I knew a guy who listened to Dragula seemingly on loop from 98 to 03 on the stereo of his hearse in a diner parking lot. That bumper sticker farted out a weird memory.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't been following Marvel stuff for a bit. Is this about actors being young, costuming being silly, or environments looking 90s CG?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sure, basically it makes the rest of their body as prone to sunburn as their face and ears.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe its coordinates for your time traveling camera.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that why I have to go two hours away to find anyone with open appointments for renewing my ID?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 please consider the age of ultron before posting this sort of thing.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I bet there's a version with enormous palpal bulbs on the end of her pendulous pedipalps, there always is with these things.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was she responsible for the dating advice so bad that your customers will always need more dating advice?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Total rookie, you would have fallen right into the trap door.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ally would imply some level of mutual aid. Honest question, cause I don't know, does the US get anything from Israel?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They turned being shitty into a competition.

4 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I guess overcoming the paralysis of perfectionism sometimes requires doing everything wrong on purpose, but I'm not sure that applies here.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not entirely sure you're taking this conversation seriously enough.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's comforting at least. I'd hate to think there were wealthy and successful idiots out there.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love improv night!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0