eggplanter

62 pts ยท June 5, 2015


Cue soundtrack ????we are the champions my friend???? *they all start moving, congratuing each other on making it out of this cruel world*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fun on the Autobahn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fathers' teach you how to relate to the world, mothers' teach you how to relate with yourlself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This maker's me hungry. Going to grab some massaged kale... *wink* .

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is why high frame rate gifs were invented, for this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay great

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How weird would it be if he wasnt her dad, and didnt even know her.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck calls it tuna fish?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Redundant

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

King!

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

How about the guy with a Cosby tattoo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy can vote?!. I'm scared now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*kills self*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't even get me started on how they made that gay Marvin guy think he needs some healing of sexuality

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a long story, but don't make big moves without a back up plan.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm turning 25 in 2 months and Im stranded in a foreign country.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You shall not pass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh. 48 people just drowned of the coast of Greece fleeing war.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

"Please hurt yourself, please hurt yourself, please hurt yourself, please hurt yourself. Dammit!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Whoa! I'm a baby again, so this is where you go when you die.... Sweet.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm now recording random acts of kindness towards animals against the higher animals (humans)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gift bombs... I knew it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 Downvote = 1 curse

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye not cool... But flipping' true lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay ignorance!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 22

Bugger off

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Take that Donald Trump

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Van gogh's last words.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0