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electra1

28821 pts · October 20, 2011

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Hey there beautiful. Looks like you've found your way to my page. That's a little weird, but it's ok because I'm sure you're a super swell person. In the event that you're here because you think I said something interesting/funny/mean/weird then go ahead and hit that 'send message' button so we can begin our journey towards internet friendship. I won't tell you my exact address because I'm not crazy, but I live in Vancouver and I like dinosaurs. Most of my day is spent getting to a point where I can take off my normal pants and put sweat pants on. Then I snuggle up in my snuggie and spend way too much time on the internet. I'm older than 19, but not yet 21, so if you send me something pervy, it's not illegal, but just not appreciated. Actually, I'd probably love it. And I'd laugh. Unless laughing is not the correct response to what you send me. In which case, I'm sorry I made you feel bad and insecure. It's probably suppose to look like that and you're totally normal and not alone. Actually, are you even allowed to send weird pervy things over the internet? My first instinct is that it's the internet so it doesn't count, but maybe it does? Do things I do on the internet matter? I guess I'll never know. Just like I'll never know if unicorns truly live in the forests of Ireland. I'm 99.3% sure they do, but I don't like to be presumptuous. Let's just pinky promise each other that if we find a unicorn we'll tell the other person first. Then we can move in together with the unicorn and have crazy adventures. But we won't ever tell anyone because it's a big secret, right? I'm so glad we agree. Isn't it crazy to think about how much we already have in common? I mean, we're practically best friends. I have curly hair and sometimes the wind blows it into my peripheral vision and I get scared and go into fight or flight. I always fight. I actually never fight. As Alfalfa would say "I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!" Except I don't mean YOU in this case. We're never going to fight. We'll always get along. But if someone is mean to you I'll take care of it Alfalfa style. That's right, I'm gonna sing "You are so beautiful" at a talent show until that person feels really bad about themselves and apologizes. If they don't apologize, that's ok. You were better than them all along and really don't need their approval. My favourite animal is the polar bear, and 2nd through infinity favourite animals are other forms of bears and then the list just repeats because I really like bears. I try and let people know when I think they're funny or said something that made me go "hmmm," but I can't always get to everyone. So if you're here thinking "This cracker hasn't even messaged me to tell me how awesome I am!" then I hope you take this like the part of an oscar speech where the person thanks 'everyone involved'. Because that's you! Unless it's not you and you're here to be mean to me. Although, if you're here to be mean and you spent the time to read this, I hope I've changed your mind. Or you're the type of person who likes to read things while you're mean. Is there a word for people like that? I'll think of one. Then I'll put it in the dictionary. Then write a book about it. I'll thank you in the liner notes, but not at the beginning, right before the title. That's where I'll thank my parents. And the polar bears. I do love those polar bears. I know what you're thinking and no, I don't eat gummy bears because they're cruel.

Finding out I'll be reading Harry Potter and The Hobbit in a Uni class

I found my Valentine's Day cards

Just found Are You Afraid of the Dark on Netflix. The child in me is both ecstatic and terrified.

Got yelled at by a customer at work. At 6am. With no coffee in my system.

I embarrass myself a lot

I just joined Weight Watchers.

I always take my friends' leftovers home from restaurants.

I'm currently on some pretty interesting prescription medication.

I just got a promotion, my vow to eat healthy is going well, and I have a date tomorrow.

Modern Romance

Handle it.

After the long weekend, this will be me tomorrow.

Seth MacFarlene introducing Christopher Plummer at the Oscars

Russell Crowe talks about his son.

I think Adele is beautiful. (Trying to counter all the fat jokes about her on here)

My parents never had to worry about me in high school.

Roommate looking in my room. Goes to open the drawer where I keep a vibrator.

Interesting perspective

Amy Poehler looks silly

My new favourite thing: SourceFed.

The Arkham Daycare

Sounds about right...

It makes me so happy to know they spend time together

I really love Ed Sheeran

More creative than the typical "You're adopted" sibling lies.

My favourite non-nominee (as a young model?)

Sarah Millican is my spirit animal.

Basically how my night went.

After all the amazing things I've heard, I'm finally going to sit down to watch this

Because it's Sunday. And I like Harry Potter.

Tina Fey's daughter sounds hilarious.

Supernatural/Mario Brothers

Star Wars: HIMYM Style

I love Noel Fielding

Asked a guy out. He said no.

Any Workaholics fans?

Happy 40th Birthday to this guy.

Cupcakes I made (But, not my original idea)

Not a great name for a pediatrician.

Neither happen in real life.

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