Hey there beautiful. Looks like you've found your way to my page. That's a little weird, but it's ok because I'm sure you're a super swell person. In the event that you're here because you think I said something interesting/funny/mean/weird then go ahead and hit that 'send message' button so we can begin our journey towards internet friendship. I won't tell you my exact address because I'm not crazy, but I live in Vancouver and I like dinosaurs. Most of my day is spent getting to a point where I can take off my normal pants and put sweat pants on. Then I snuggle up in my snuggie and spend way too much time on the internet. I'm older than 19, but not yet 21, so if you send me something pervy, it's not illegal, but just not appreciated. Actually, I'd probably love it. And I'd laugh. Unless laughing is not the correct response to what you send me. In which case, I'm sorry I made you feel bad and insecure. It's probably suppose to look like that and you're totally normal and not alone. Actually, are you even allowed to send weird pervy things over the internet? My first instinct is that it's the internet so it doesn't count, but maybe it does? Do things I do on the internet matter? I guess I'll never know. Just like I'll never know if unicorns truly live in the forests of Ireland. I'm 99.3% sure they do, but I don't like to be presumptuous. Let's just pinky promise each other that if we find a unicorn we'll tell the other person first. Then we can move in together with the unicorn and have crazy adventures. But we won't ever tell anyone because it's a big secret, right? I'm so glad we agree. Isn't it crazy to think about how much we already have in common? I mean, we're practically best friends. I have curly hair and sometimes the wind blows it into my peripheral vision and I get scared and go into fight or flight. I always fight. I actually never fight. As Alfalfa would say "I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!" Except I don't mean YOU in this case. We're never going to fight. We'll always get along. But if someone is mean to you I'll take care of it Alfalfa style. That's right, I'm gonna sing "You are so beautiful" at a talent show until that person feels really bad about themselves and apologizes. If they don't apologize, that's ok. You were better than them all along and really don't need their approval. My favourite animal is the polar bear, and 2nd through infinity favourite animals are other forms of bears and then the list just repeats because I really like bears. I try and let people know when I think they're funny or said something that made me go "hmmm," but I can't always get to everyone. So if you're here thinking "This cracker hasn't even messaged me to tell me how awesome I am!" then I hope you take this like the part of an oscar speech where the person thanks 'everyone involved'. Because that's you! Unless it's not you and you're here to be mean to me. Although, if you're here to be mean and you spent the time to read this, I hope I've changed your mind. Or you're the type of person who likes to read things while you're mean. Is there a word for people like that? I'll think of one. Then I'll put it in the dictionary. Then write a book about it. I'll thank you in the liner notes, but not at the beginning, right before the title. That's where I'll thank my parents. And the polar bears. I do love those polar bears. I know what you're thinking and no, I don't eat gummy bears because they're cruel.
The opening of this show is the reason I slept with the lights on until I was 12
Yeah, the acting is laughable and it's not scary anymore, but still entertaining :)
Canada. I'd boast about having a show you don't, but there's way more things we don't have compared to US netflix
It's the swings that always scared me...
Even imaginary me is single...
For me it's usually both at the same time.
Heavyweights!
You're right, maybe I'm not me. Maybe I don't even know myself. Oh gawd I'm taking a strangers meds!
To clarify, a doctor gave it to me. I'm not just taking someone's meds.
Adam Devine. He's on Workaholics and was in Pitch Perfect.
That's my plan for later! As they say, time you enjoy wasting was not wasted!
Thank you!!! It's been a good day! :D
I've decided you're my new best friend.
Her documentary Part of Me. I never had any interest in her but I really liked the movie.
Mouth hug.
Ah Shel Silverstein, so many great childhood memories.
It's one of the Pirates of the Caribbean, I think.
"How are your tattoos gonna look when you're old?" "Badass"
This made me laugh. Thank you!
Best video I could find: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkoOsbwIirs
Probably my favourite from this year!
In a sea of angry comments, you've made me laugh. I like you, ma'am/sir.
That's always been my strategy. Am I doing something wrong?
This is one of those things that I would have been fine never knowing.
Must I have an amazing, well thought out reason for putting this up? I decided to share my opinion on something. Didn't go much deeper.
I just wanted to put up a different perspective. Especially for those thinking "I'm bigger than her so Imgur thinks I'm a disgusting"
I didn't either. Now I don't know what goes where.
Ooops, I thought you said beautiful was the opposite of fat. So I went on a rant. Disregard!
(3) struggle a lot and would probably prefer support than ridicule.
(2) made me a little butthurt. Mostly because they weren't clever, but also because women (especially this one who just had a baby)