emojonal

4846 pts ยท February 7, 2016


No. Buy my book if you want to know all about me.

I walk. Think and walk. I think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp no one can hear me shitting my guts out.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not as impressive as ultra high definition photos of fuckin Uranus.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Screw Cersei for robbing us of her walk of atonement.

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

Ellen is more of a fish pie girl.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Yeah pretty sure. Interface is too cartoony to be R/L.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Brushing your teeth" is what we're calling it now? If so, I brush my teeth 5 times a day.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

High water level indicates a problem with the toilet.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

UHF. "You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!"

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I actually prefer this style NSX over the new one.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2000's kids will find a way to be offended by ALL of these.

10 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 18

You have my axe!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

That's why my butterfly kiss vibrator with g-spot stimulator arrived late.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

One more negative post and you'll have to drink from the fire hose!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im sure he'd respond with an image of a ghost with the line: everytime you yawn, I stick my dick in your mouth.

10 years ago | Likes 494 Dislikes 2

Are you going to eat that?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What a goofy looking cat.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Looks like a gif to me.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Lies, I counted 34,977.

10 years ago | Likes 480 Dislikes 2

Next post mature imgur vs. hardcore

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Of all the gas giants, Uranus is my favorite.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Now reverse it and attack the crowd with chairs.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I was as entertained as the crowd in the background.

10 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 13

No hablo Jawa.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Come visit me on my planet Dill Dough.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's 2016. It's the black chick!?!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Damnit, I cannot escape 4chan.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0