66 pts ยท January 13, 2016
Trump wants you gone by November!
You gonna have a problem parking your car in the garage...
Yeah, jews are not considered as white and Irish are considered as gingerbread..
Just in: Leo to feature as the Cookie Monster in Sesame Street The Movie.
You got the multiplication table on your back! Not that basic...
You have contracted greyscale! Pretty sure you will become a Stone Man. Call George R.R. Martin for a spot in the next season.
That was actually pretty funny! I thought he was asleep the whole time, but he was only pretending!
Let's meet up and get married in Vegas! I have always wanted a Elvis themed wedding. Where do you want go for our honeymoon?
Sounds like a fair deal to me. You get a 6ft 3 inches (yes, that's two measurements) blue eyed Norwegian finance student with some loans.
You get a Norwegian out of it. In addition, you can do cool medical experiments on me.
Send me some cookies and I'm all yours!
Future doctor and baking champion... Are you single?
Trump wants you gone by November!
You gonna have a problem parking your car in the garage...
Yeah, jews are not considered as white and Irish are considered as gingerbread..
Just in: Leo to feature as the Cookie Monster in Sesame Street The Movie.
You got the multiplication table on your back! Not that basic...
You have contracted greyscale! Pretty sure you will become a Stone Man. Call George R.R. Martin for a spot in the next season.
That was actually pretty funny! I thought he was asleep the whole time, but he was only pretending!
Let's meet up and get married in Vegas! I have always wanted a Elvis themed wedding. Where do you want go for our honeymoon?
Sounds like a fair deal to me. You get a 6ft 3 inches (yes, that's two measurements) blue eyed Norwegian finance student with some loans.
You get a Norwegian out of it. In addition, you can do cool medical experiments on me.
Send me some cookies and I'm all yours!
Future doctor and baking champion... Are you single?