everythingdoessuck

223361 pts · August 14, 2011


I'm getting old and I know this because it feels amazing to take a shit, better than ever, it easily feels better than sex.

it seems like a never ending cycle

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well there ya go, all the motivation I needed today

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it's easy to overlook the fact that this transformation took 15 years.

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at least now I'll fit in a normal casket?

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ay I wouldn't mind.

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but you should always acquire more data when you have a chance.

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let's be real, just because you're more aware of what's going on, doesn't mean the world isn't progressing toward right direction.

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hey kid

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not just white/black either.

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If 3 men & a talking dog want to marry each other & have joints instead of flowers, invite me to that fucking wedding, I envy them because I'm an aging straight guy & I'm yet to find love & happiness.

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also your dad isn't your biological father

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scumbag brain's finest work.

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of course most don't appreciate it & say dumb things like "durr hurr where's my hoverboard". Bitch you can't even ride the regular one.

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perhaps many of us are over thinking this process.

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I reached a place in life that I always strived for only to have it promptly taken away, depression ensured afterward, but I knew I had to stop being a little bitch, & tell my dreams in Arnold voice, I'll be back!

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Best Before & After Ever... What makes it even more crazy is the fact he's 6 foot 9, it's much harder for tall guys to build muscle. (Thor Björnsson)

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MRW I'm having a conversation in comments & the OP suddenly deletes the image.

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as a single 26 year old male seeing all these marriage related submissions

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no punchline just, miss that sense of being part of a community. which I have grown out of.

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Argument obliterated

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should be fun

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