everythingdoessuck

223361 pts ยท August 14, 2011


I'm getting old and I know this because it feels amazing to take a shit, better than ever, it easily feels better than sex.

I used to think chocolate ice cream is better but now I prefer vanilla what a fucking flip flopper.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

23 years ago... I'm sorry but if you don't expect opinions to change in 23 years then you're retarded, I thought girls had cooties in '93.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

well it is Denver, they can drive up to the mountains and ski any time of the year, I thinks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you don't know what context means but don't worry I don't expect more out of someone who likes the idea of someone else working for them.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

if you want to take your traditions also even more traditional, the "traditional household" would also have couple slaves to help out.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

"traditional house" also involves the said man coming home and beating the said wife, do you want that too? didn't think so.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

that's not a man, that's a male that is on verge of getting his testicles cut off.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

hello sir, please review my submission for NZ flag, please consider as I also designed the flag of Mozambique

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well you go ahead and live your white knight lifestyle while I'm entertained at anything that I want to be entertained by.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

yes. unless you mean is it real as in no americans died then no it's not real.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

if a funny joke is made about it then yes, besides it was a cargo plane, it's also a pretty cool video.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

yes it fucking is... who gives a shit if it's funny it's funny.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

for those wondering "Afghanistan Cargo Plane Crash Caught On Dash Cam"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

what is this of?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yeah they do look nearly identical. but it's "outta" not "outa".

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

so make it clickable, it's a simple wordpress edit. ugh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't even buy alcohol until I was like 23, didn't get ID'd.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it also looks that way when left alone for a year.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is how I know early teen is the newest demographic of imgur, all grown ups actually prefer the actual product at this point.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

sign ineffective, the plaintiff uses exhibit "me no speak no English"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

clearly

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how much? I will buy to drive around in, no purpose than demonstrate size of my penis

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as if this wasn't already creepy enough prior to you mentioning a preschool.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well aren't you there last night? Damn, feel bad for you buddy, I wasn't there for nearly 30 years now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you know who's always awesome? Randy. /archer reference.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

inillogical illinobsurdity

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

why are Calebs always assbuckets?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

actually NE is all of you've mentioned combined, just more racially diverse.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there's a reason he didn't call Ohio the worst place in the world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the system mongols created is very fascinating to me, I've been studying Genghis Khan's and Kublai Khan's rules for good part of this year.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0