fetusmongler

2362 pts ยท March 26, 2012


Thanks from Arizona! Expected to be a high of 109 today :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or does SPC-106 look like Jack Nicholson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She spelled it Vergina... lmao

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just imagining this kid showing some lady his poop being flushed down the toilet in a cruise ship made me absolutely fucking lose it lmao

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Best time to buy Facebook stock IMO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy looks like Dan Bilzerian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Curious to see what you think about indians... I'm indian and my family owns an indian restaurant, and we hate other indians.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I met Linda Cardellini in real life when I was like 10... Didn't know who she was at the time but I was in love

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her ass went crazy though... #bootyfordayz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to release your anal sphincter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch the video and look at how distraught the dude looks when he loses his nachos lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are all the pets that were left by their owners? I would like to adopt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex used to babysit his kids and he had a house a couple blocks away from me here in Arizona. Super nice guy, I feel for his family.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

True. I do consulting for medical offices and most doctors are awful at business. Don't know where to find a good EHR, billing company, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is terrible, but my city is famous! Sucks it's for something like this though :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You literally wrote #3 today. That's awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No? He was taking over countries like crazy. He could have likely ruled the world but he made a mistake in going for Russia.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one was so sexual

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh shut up

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 80

Yes but values are nothing to be proud of. Values and beliefs just mean that you aren't open to other viewpoints and they hinder your growth

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Bora Bora, a place so nice they named it twice

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely sang this out loud as I read it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay no joke I swear I know that girl in real life. I won't name drop but she's from AZ where I live and I have her added on FB.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sorry it's hard to tell on the internet! But yeah the guy is really nice! :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well if you actually WENT on the site without pre-judging, you'd realize that he has info for girls too...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The caption makes me want to punch you in the face. I hate that song.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH YEAH LET ME JUST GET ALL MY SCUBA GEAR I HAVE LYING AROUND

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0