fluffledump

444 pts ยท February 25, 2013


6'5, single, and ready to be awkward around anyone I find attractive! I'm a man, or so I'm told. I enjoy lobster bobbing, turkey basting, and long-ball kangarooing. When I was born my mom told me I was special. Being that I didn't understand words at the time, I had no clue what she meant, and I pooped on the floor.

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