6'5, single, and ready to be awkward around anyone I find attractive! I'm a man, or so I'm told. I enjoy lobster bobbing, turkey basting, and long-ball kangarooing. When I was born my mom told me I was special. Being that I didn't understand words at the time, I had no clue what she meant, and I pooped on the floor.
i cant tell if this is sincere or a where's waldo reference
fucking sick i got that like 20 minutes ago
pretty sure that's a doll
theres a hair on your macaroni
her ass?
As a man who works in the warehouse of Hobby Lobby, I've been seeing this shit since May.
do tree got da booty? tree dooooo
Or it could like... start and end there.
are the links not showing up for anyone else?
At first I thought she had no legs
fake
pretty sure she's flexing her pecs to make this effect... not that I'm complaining
Dizzying*
The first time I saw this it gave me nightmares
i freaking love @KilgoreTrout81 right now
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it is literally the only one i didnt recognise
learn the difference between satin and Satan, please.
Is 00100000 supposed to be something?
That's what you get for using a mac
Livin' la Vida Loca!?
#susanalbumparty
Wolverine, Chuck Norris, Patrick Stewart, Cat, and Elijah Wood.
inb4 someone tags Razor10000, he comes here, does the thing, and gets 12 million upvotes.
You know, because eating sucks.
This joke is so old it remembers losing it's arm in the Revolutionary War.
To be fair, the president that had such accusations is a jackass.
If you have to ask, you're not ready for it.*
Why hasn't anybody replaced hypnotoad's eyes with this yet? I would but a lack of talent is holding me back.