flyufoolz

85 pts ยท February 8, 2013


Naw...beagles only think they're starving.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My brother once fell asleep at a bowling alley. All lanes were in use. He basically just got bored waiting for my team to finish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are? Guess I should inform the mothership of this information.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well did you not see how much Gandalf leveled up after he defeated the Balrog? Hogging that much experience definitely makes you evil.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try reading that at 26, and being single for...oh only my entire life. Not fun, I'll tell you that much.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the eldest of 3...can confirm.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A woman would give the guy a fist bump, and a satisfactory nod of approval. Womyn well...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*womyn

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Christian in Canada...sorry, but I see you as an equal.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When my dad was a kid, he got his cat declawed. A little later it got outside, and into a fight. It lost. Had to put it down the next day.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably from Quebec...sorry about that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bashur?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When my nan went into a coma, my aunt stole $500 from her. Claims she doesn't know what happened to the money. We don't talk much anymore.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christmas sled. Hidden ice. Easter funeral.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but the only thing I blow is bubbles in my chocolate milk.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snow A precipitation in the form of ice crystals formed directly from the freezing of the water vapor in the air.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freezing rain: Rain that falls as a liquid but freezes into glaze upon contact with the ground.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you shouldn't :(...unless you can actually show the source (from a Nintendo website, of course), because that would be awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't you hear that 7th Gen's going be based on Canada, MMO style?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0