forredditalone

1585 pts ยท September 24, 2011


When boys stuff.

Helmets are also called brain buckets. Become a paramedic on a motorcycle accident and find out why.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Idk why you got downvoted. I liked it. +1. Just because it's overused doesn't mean it can't be funny anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

BUT there is no guarantee of equal distribution, so maybe some had 2 gallons, while others had a cup full, varying throughout the days.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus some of them probably more than likely did not drink any. So a little over 5 gallons a day split between 10 guys. Half gallon per guy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because i am a horny 18 year old dude. That's why i clicked on it. Because im horny. And 18. Hormones, nigga.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

But did she enjoy your time in her?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Slow the hell down theres kids playing on these streets!!!" drunk boater to speedboat in the middle of lake probably.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or let him have sex with ironman

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love him or hate him, he is a better leader than Obama. He sticks to his plans and goes through with everything he says.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Seriously Danquan??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. As someone on mobile, i zoomed in but the quality was garbage. Then i zoomed into yours and saw it.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Washingtonian here. Washington is the worst state to be homeless in. How hard is it to stay dry?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When russians get married, they spend like 30k on a wedding. But they never lose any money. They get over 40k in gifts..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once had sex with a "19 year old". Later discovered she was 17, but thats fine since i was 15 at the time.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not gonna fap not gonna fap......

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna fap gonna fap.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you don't like the rules of your country, move to another country..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why does she look like she gives incredible head..?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Actually my apartment reeks of upseksy

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Romantic period.. Words i thought I'd never see together..

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Shamw on you. And him. On all of us. Shame on me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will not affect Washbucklers. It will just drain into lake Washington.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dabbed out tabby

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But hell, it changed me. "

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Makes sense. Put your trust in Him making the knots stay together, not making them tie themselves.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im hilarious! That's offended!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Wincest.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut your sorry mouth, please. Sorry, pal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, also karl, I'm dad.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my ami

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0