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I saw this in /r/pics and just thought "Wow, anyone who has ever had to do as-building/as-found on an engineering drawing would dream of this moment.
coffee.css
NWtalknaughty
Everything... So perfect. Until the pancakes fucked everything up
LVSII
Go check out the bad comment section on this bad boy.
ysbmr
The last one, the top pancake needs to move slightly over to the right
supergenericbutnotusername
delifresh
The bad comments section is a goddamn massacre.
youcanthandlemykamehameha
oh my....
ramkanwar55
@Fartharder operation -50000 is GO!
DaDisser
I love how everyone knows. Everyone knows.
BrojitZu
I don't even remember what the rest of this post was about.
IwasGoingToMakeaUniqueUsernameButAllOfTheGoodOnesWereTaken
I love that imgur will always band together to downvote the forbidden phrase.
MobileUserMinty
I should have known better :/ I've lost pretty much all the points I have to it. But I have too much pride to delete the comment
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Edward.. Scissorhands
utterlydone
you know...
SterlingMalloryArcherAKADuchess
SHIVA KAMINI SOMA KANDARKRAMMMMM!!!!!!!
halyeahboy
what photo led to the vinegar strokes?
SterlingMalloryArcherAKADuchess
fuckin gummie bears man theyre my weakness
GeorgeMotherfuckingWashington
Oh, the bad comments section is going to be great.
fartharder
I too love a nice layered drink when the bartender feels up to the task.
soysause
Psst.... Wrong line. The other one!
LVSII
Don't do it, man.
dildobiscuit
What I find weird is this sort of stuff really satisfying, yet I'm a total slob in my real life and couldn't find my keys if i tried.
popculturella
@fartharder...
fartharder
fell from heaven.
TheSilverUnicorn
Your dedication to this deserves an award, Mr. Fork.
FolgersInYourCup
Can I ask why Moby Dick?
fartharder
I admire that Ahab character.
FolgersInYourCup
You are a genius
miyamotorola
"show bad replies" - I wasn't disappointed.
interuptingcow
They're all trying to pay homage to the great one @fartharder , all of those commentators seek downvotes as a nod to the great one himself.
fartharder
My minions grow in power!
hugh705
Edward Mac...................arthur was a lieutenant-general in the British Army.
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Edward Mac...............................................................Dowell was an American composer and pianist of the Romantic period.
usernaimunavailable
I told my husband the tale of what happened to the last guy that said that. He dared me to do it. I sadly care a little about my points.lol
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Woah ho hoooo! Look at you, being all reckless!
fartharder
"Give way!"
ukatox
This guy likes to live on the edge!
TotallyNotTheCIA
Yes?
forredditalone
Romantic period.. Words i thought I'd never see together..
Spidey616
I'm fighting all my urges to say it.. but I know its not my place. @fartharder ... please do the honors.
fartharder
in him, Moby
Dvipe19
I need some context please? The name is familiar but I can't figure it out today.
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ChristofferTJ
not a link
LVSII
I'm afraid to even explain it. Just go check bad comments
Icthyus
Just scroll down to worst comment...
kelestofkels
Those color gradients
jovialhenchman
The amount of anger that laugh could have driven away.. fkn awesome
TheManiteee
I started at this gig for a good 5 mins just enjoying iit. Her, take this upvote
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
Is that cat okay.
kelestofkels
pretty sure he is... It looks like he was sleeping with his eyes open or really enjoying those colors while on all of the drugs
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
@fartharder you're needed
fartharder
possessed by all
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Do the thing!!
mobileusersgonewild
He's here!
TheMightyElk
Not the hero we asked for
DaBaDeeDaBaDie
But the hero we downvoted into the greatest abyss. We plebs merely adopted the downvotes, fartharder was born by them, molded by them!
firecatsrt
But the hero we need
tapetkabinett
...I don't get it...
abnrml
There was a post a few years ago with a fork with macaroni on it. The most downvoted comment ever was "edward macaroni fork".
abnrml
Made by fartharder.
tapetkabinett
Well that's fucking hilarious
Jevus
I sorted gummies ONCE and my girlfriend thought I was insane. She still brings it up to this day.
SaintShadowZ
That's what you get. Chaos in gummies are natural. Order is mot. O_O
bigpapaike
My wife thinks it's weird that I sort my skittles. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS!!
00OO0OO00O0O0O0O0O00
I think some of these count as porn
ktheman
Then this may be NSFW http://thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/
clurclur
How do you ever remember your username?
oldthrashbarg
CrayCrayShaNayNay
he probablly uses his email instead like i do
Edwin0529
C+P from emails is the way to go with a lot of my other usernames.
hippopoopamoose
The pipes remind me of the old screen saver.
Buttorfleoge
I think I came when I saw the pipes one... *checks himself* yup totally xD
LordChappers
Those pipes HHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG
halyeahboy
I'm erect
HogwartsToiletSeat
Those pencils. HNNNNNNNNG.
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00OO0OO00O0O0O0O0O00
You really are just the sweetest.
NessDog
To those of you in the bad replies section: you knew what you were doing. I have no sympathy.
DoctorJungyBrongen
RRROOOOOAAAARRRT THOSE PANCAKES ARENT PERFECTLY ALIGNED
Syrupdrizzler
And they are not drizzled with syrup.
danielsdesk
redditor felt the same way:
favdumpthrowaway
There's also inexplicably a row of some other product between two shelves of Arizona sweet tea.
jetforcegemini
*flips table
Hitman565
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Batshit912
Huhhh.. That's how you spell it. Roart
foundmybibble
UNACCEPTABLE
favdumpthrowaway
And the sharpened tips of the pencils don't line up.
ArniePye
Calm down headless body of Agnu
Moonmoonn
The watermelon on the bottom left needs to be pushed down just a bit more. It's bugging me lol
shombray5000
The Mac and cheese fork is rancid. Mouth residue
IAmRelevantToThis
Glad I'm not the only one!
bignatebongchong
UNEXEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
WhenTheMusicsOver
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN USE EXACTLY HALF OF THE BOWL OF BUTTER. Now your arteries will be unevenly clogged...
Makinan
ROART (N) (lit. 'roaring fart')
SusannahDean
I just want to know how to make my pancakes look like those :(
cakepls
Push the top one a bit to the left.
hereforcake
I believe I've come across my first username sibling. Hi.
cakepls
http://imgur.com/CrfIV5z
WhenTheMusicsOver
Good girl.
toystorygirl
I was more bothered about the fact that one macaroni was longer than the rest.
binaryzombie
Should've put them in descending order.
LookAtTheFlowersLizzie
Sooooo bothered!! How did it even make this post.
Absolarix
In case you never noticed, those pieces of macaroni are very much like the length of our figures (provided they have not been injured)
Hairyhole
And the watermelons kinda made me cringe too!
o0ODoobyO0o
am i the only one bothered by the pancake stack being slightly misaligned?
YesNoneNo
Yes
MartinQBlank
I had to scroll down quickly to the comments. I was having an OCD attack. Still twitching.
gsimsbrobot
yes, you are the only one bothered by that jackass
NoTrumpEver
NO
00OO0OO00O0O0O0O0O00
Forget about the pancakes, there are some replicated comments right here.
JustOneBite
Forget about the pancakes, there are some missing cans in #3
mmmmmmmmmmmwhatyousay
I'm bothered that not all the tabs on the tops align. Fronts facing same way or tabs...hmmm...
AFuckingChocobo
I believe somebody fixed that with Photoshop the first time it was posted.
giggitygunner
I'm annoyed that the cheesy pasta pieces are not of equal length....HNNNOOOOOOO
iamthemachine
This was my issue too. plus messy cheesey doesn't satisfy me
PerfectHarmony
Who knew water meters could look so sexy?!
TheFlyingHellfish
Those are gas meters.
PerfectHarmony
Woops, thank you!
khora
Are you German? That's gas.
PerfectHarmony
I'm American, I stand corrected, haha. They look a lot like water meters to me!
AnotherLowski
In Europe we tend to have our gas lines INSIDE the buildings. Probably for safety reasons...
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
I thought he was talking about the watermelon...
kaykinaytor
Don't even say it
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
When I saw that picture, I said, "Oh no," out loud. It's going to happen again...
tagiau
You know you want to though.
ZoranKnight
I started laughing as soon as I saw the image because I knew someone would say it
wafe
Said it as soon as I saw it
BukkakeAntiAgingCream
*Unzips*
Artefact
Buttjizz
resiler
Johnny Gummy-bear Sorter?
knico
Macaroni
Evyreid
Looks like some brave souls will be sacrificing themselves to the down vote gods.
KingPugTato
edward macaroni fork
McBook
Is this the new "Bloody Mary"?
myusernameisnotvalid
I'm dying to...
blumpkinfarmer
Edward.
kungfuskunk
Macaroni.
AnotherLowski
Fork
fartharder
Say it.
rotolotto
Hiesenberg
ireadyouremailz
can i link it tho?
TheMonsterFromSkiFree
....Voldemort...
VoIdemort
Yes?
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
How the hell did you get that username?
randomguy342
because his l is actually an I?
ComfortMisha
You mean an I instead of an l.
EulaliaSaxons
You mean to tell me that no one had Voldemort until now?!
randomguy342
close enough. A capital i instead of an l
EulaliaSaxons
Ohhh! Clever
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
Color sorted gummy bears?
Saesra
kidsencyclopedia
And now I'm sad!
boredomboredomboredom
Fuck you!
Slartibartfaster
Dude, that's NOT COOL. Not cool.
CampingTurtle
Ifellthroughthefourthwall
I need this in .gif form
Rynnnie
Why
BareBoneBear
thegreatblacksby
This is the ONLY time...where this is ok.
Ravieolie
ITS NEVER OK
spaceoddishy
@saesra pls
RandomCulturalReference
I wondered if noone really said it... then I viewed the bad comments.
Xist3nce
They upvote Edward then macaroni, but the one who finishes it... Well.
SugarSmack
roflwaffle92
Said what? I'm missing something again
Goveggie222
I'm missing it too :(
Solspurn
Ehehehe
Texaggie2012
hhhnnnngggggg
chineesefreaklovedogs
i came?
Zettatoast
don't say what? candle jack?
CojeCulos69
........ Edward........
nosoytupotato
It's almost at -50k. jeez
blacksun
That should have been the last picture to make this perfect...
Homophone
Edward. Macaroni. Fork.
jcbthaname
Edward macaroni fork
DoodleLord
Edward Macaroni Fork
TranceEnding
you and 3 others asked for it
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binicorn
fool!
Ravieolie
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
PETTdavids
Really? Does it surprise you that the most downvoted comment in the history of imgur is downvoted?
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Everyone is thinking it
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Oh no I don't get this allusion. I hate that
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CanadianOneDollarCoin
Woooow. now THAT comment had longevity. Thanks for the link
WhenTheMusicsOver
What? I can't hear you? Can you @fartharder ?
fartharder
irons that corroded
WhenTheMusicsOver
"... and for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." \
WhiteTexan
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FSwat
Into the abyss I go! D:
OrionsBell
WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
horatiogates
RIP FlySwattah
theclevernamegoeshere
I think its time for the down vote pilgrimage.
oopsimapanda
E.. Eedd... ED... Fuck I can't do it.
NaturallyHighPenguin
Wispered 'dward Macaroni Fork even if I didn't really know why. I just searched it, visited it, downvoted it and now I feel complete.
AlpinestarRidingDouche
That's a nice Fork
vienaragis
Ned KD Spork
ChanelK
Im seriously not a smart person...can someone explain it to me?
tracereading
Robert Cheesy Noodle Spork?
jmacmac
This deserves all the upvotes for today. I lol'd.
EdwardMacaroniFork
.
HeyFemguriansIWillRateYourNudes
I don't even dare to think it...
Incineroar
it
Kaz88
.....ᵒᵐᵉᶫᵉᵗᵗᵉ ᵈᵘ ᶠʳᵒᵐᵃᵍᵉ
hwatL4bloopy
Edwardo Ulrich alchemist of macaroni
mK33f
it
FrankTheCube
"It."
ProbablyNotMegatron
Edward Circle Pancake
afterdinneromelets
I'm torn. On one hand, that was clever and deserves and upvote. On the other hand, tradition seems to insist upon a downvote...
Cubassss
WHY IS THIS GETTING UPVOTED?????
lovemesomepoptarts
igetthatreference.jpg butidon'tknowwhatitmeans.confused
meowmix82
Oh. My. God.
JabbaTheSwampBandit
What exactly does that mean
Violivios
I don't get it.
ProbablyNotMegatron
It's a reference to @Fartharder comment "Edward Macaroni Fork" which currently has about - 50,000 points. Most downvoted comment ever.
WhydoIstillhavetomakeausernamewhenIobviouslycantthinkofanything
Why?
fartharder
attack; but maddened
fregeror
I fell asleep, I don't get the reference now.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
@fregeror, are you familiar with the comment "Edward Macaroni Fork?" If not, we have many things to discuss, and many things for you to see
fregeror
-sigh- no, I am not familiar, let me get my reference notebook
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FixinYou
Something with pasta, an eating utensil and a man's name that can be shortened to Ed.
xXDeftCyanideXx
Hnnnnnnng.
CommonWhiteGirl
You read the mind of every single imgurian
theonewithunagi
I don't get it. Explain please!
hassythegreat
Look at @fartharder's comment history. He has the single most downvoted comment in history. Last I checked, -45000.
fartharder
Oh the places it's gone! (mostly down)
nym23
*sigh...unzips
GodEmperorOfImgur
*leans in, sensually whispering* ... Edward...
Maracata
........Ed............ward..............
LadiesSendMeYourNudesPleaseCauseIAskedNicelyButIfNotThatsOkToo
*strokes your inner thigh* ... Macaroni...
slothslothsloth
*mounts you like a stallion* ...Fork...
quantumpacket
Me, now! *pelvic thrusting*
whimsicalsamurai
Well that escalated intensely
emmargerd
Did I just read Edward macaroni erotica.
OutdoorHuman
Marconi. FUCK
SupermassiveZebra
Edward marconi fuck? That does not sound right
GodEmperorOfImgur
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!.... FUCK IT! WE DO IT LIVE!
DobbyWanKenobi
Oh fuck, that made me laugh!
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
*leans in even closer* ...Macaroni...
AlphaWHH
I don't want to upvote the 666.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I'm just here because this is a great thread. Don't pay any attention to me.
TellusEidolon
thatsnotright
FOOOOO....wait for it....
dfoth
...DARY!
NeverBetter23
*Imprints nose into cheek* fooooork
theleftandcentrebiscuit
*breathes on neck* ...Fork...
KnasKalas
*salivates loudly*
hardtochoose
I WANT TO LOAD MORE COMMENTS DIRECTLY!!!!
SomethingCleverBand
*Gavin screaming*
BusinessLobster
This was so fucking glorious. I am crying right now. Perfectly delivered. What a journey. +1 for each of you.
robotgraves
sigh... *unzips*
HotMagentaDuckFace
This was the most sensually creepy thread of comments I have ever seen. I am both turned on and frightened.
GodEmperorOfImgur
*licks lips slowly, leaning in with a soft whisper* ... Why hello there~
Ninjapotato779
*Gavin screaming*
zstorm6
You...I like you.
Susurus
D T R!
Zugswang
*licks neck*
papaVladofsovietRussia
*doesnt know what to say*...I just wanted to keep this going..
Stoneagedudeman
If you don't know what's going on, The macaroni image has the most downvoted comment on it, "Edward Macaroni Fork". I think it's at -42k
GodEmperorOfImgur
No, the deed is done, the demons summoned. Nothing can be said to add to this moment, merely revel in it's majesty.
plainwhitesarah
Is anyone else fully aroused now?
GodEmperorOfImgur
Full mast, I could sail a Schooner with this thing! (Nerd version: Hard enough to be an AP 1 weapon!)
GodEmperorOfImgur
aFuzzyDinosaur
All of you make this dinosaur quite happy
SmellyPotatoMan
GodEmperorOfImgur
T-take your upvote. You filthy bastard!
thefucksnotgiven
Aaaand fuck you broseph stalin.
AFuckingChocobo
i want you to know what you just did was not okay. http://imgur.com/fXrPAlO
HamsterHuey
Brother Ed? Can we..play now? Can we play now?
slurpkiss4win
I mean, I recognize the picture.. But don't understand the reference.. I'm such a failure.
PolarBears91
You poor, miserable thing.
Rynnnie
Why
babystraightjacket
I just lost it! Bahahhaa
ProbablyNotMegatron
Da fuq is happening over here?
HardonfortheAardvark
An imgur religious event shhhh don't ask questions just go along with ti
TheDepartmentOfRendundencyDepartment
don't ask just downvote it
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Ittookmeforevertothinkofausername
Thank you for the link! I'm new to having an account and didn't know the username to find this. It's a right of passage almost.
GodEmperorOfImgur
A pilgrimage if you will, everyone must make the trek to fartharders post and downvote it.
lovemesomepoptarts
I still don't get it, why was it downloaded so much?
McBook
bandwagoning, hive-minding, whatever you wanna call it
McBook
Check fartharder's worst comment
ProbablyNotMegatron
I'm referring to the sexy talk. I know about Fartharder. (see my comment below Falack)
McBook
Slowly but surely doing the thing you're not supposed to do.
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lisp
Mindless parroting.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
It's a tradition thingy. Upvote Fartharder other comments, downvote that one because it's imgur's "national treasure"
eatallthethings
I don't get it either...
ZaphodsFriend
Du fromage
healthyasfuck
Pssst...macaroni...
G0MeatCube
What?
Delightfoot
I was lost for way too long on this one and it finally clicked!
Frisbeetime420
But i want to say it so bad
SemenSerpent
LIKE A GLOOOOOVE
conkeldurr
It.
Kecoey
Damn It.
kaykinaytor
What the fuck did I just say
nsdev
They only said it once. You instructed not to say it an even number of times. It.
GodEmperorOfImgur
It is true, what was said, it should not be a problem... or is it?
Cherished
Don't even say it
jf908
It.
Nocterex
http://imgur.com/QEVtqqq
EulaliaSaxons
Ed...Ward
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
autumnmist
GodEmperorOfImgur
;_;
Pr0fessorPants
Agorbs
You bastard.
HorseSausage
@fartharder pls
ashipthatshipsshippingships
@harderfart pls
fartharder
the angels that
ThatsFuckingRacist
The legend himself
HorseSausage
I have no idea what you just said but I'll upvote it.
troublemutt
he's quoting Moby Dick across the comments :)
fartharder
cried Ahab to
Masterofdisgust
The fuck
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ChalkTodayUpAsALoss
MystifiedMustard
@iamyourfartharder pls
Senatoruppercut
luk its macaroni. frthdrer plz
fregeror
Who...what the fuck is going on imgur? Who is this? Who's Edward?
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PsychoticWizardDragon
Uh... Im not sure the link still works, and I'm really curious as to what it led to... Could you find a version of this link that works?
PsychoticWizardDragon
I'll be sure to tag you in adorable pictures if youdo!
Voydspektre
It's still working on my end, but here's the OP pic:![]()
PsychoticWizardDragon
Wow. Thats. . . holy crap... That is a fucking ton of downvotes. . . why though... Why are they downvoting that one comment so hard. . .???
somespazzoid
I'm missing something
stonerboi420lmao
@fartharder has the most down voted comment ever on Imgur, it's in relation to the fork. I don't even dare say it
fartharder
And it just passed -50k!!!!1!!eleven!!!
BananaBard
-103.5k as of 7/29/2016
Harlson
He's at almost -50,000 for that original comment...
solidshark91493
Yeah I looked. Somehow even with that he still has 125K o.o
AjaniGoldmane
I read somewhere the unofficial rule was if you down vote that comment you have to upvote another one of his comments
Montablac
it gives him the points he rightly deserves for making an imgur landmark
ZogiBear
Im saving my downvote for him in hopes that one day I will be number 50,000
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ZogiBear
Of course. If I can figure out how
Harlson
Grab a screenshot before and after and then we'll throw some mouse movements in later