778 pts ยท October 20, 2013
Old lady.
Is there a Harlem Globetrotters for pizza chefs?
This belongs on #vintageblackglamour
That is not 100% cat.
Anarkusaga needs to buy antifungal powder for jock itch. A light dusting will prevent/cure the topical yeast infection that tortures her.
If it fits, I sits.
Actually some people are born with softer enamel than others and are more prone to cavities. Actually.
Some guy is going to fap to this.
That is not really a bed that they are on. That is a table with a blanket on it.
Is anything more satisfying?
Roll Tide! Home Goods should ship all quantities of disco pachyderms to U.-of-Alabama-adjacent locations, and they'll sell out immediately.
I often hide my tiny teeth from larger, more powerfully teethed people as well.
Ha! my tits *are* snobbish, but it's also snobbery to deny that for many, high school is hard & is the only graduation they will ever have.
Am I the only one who wants to spray it with a luminol solution and put it under a black light?
Painting one's mortar board like one is attending a b-day party suggests that the work one did was puerile and unworthy of solemn ceremony.
A teacher I replaced built her own fort out of textbooks around her desk and refused to come out while students were in the room.
Actually, "Deputy Mayor Steve Desroches and me." Signed, English Teacher.
You say Odessa, I say Slowdeath-uh.
Because they think a liberal arts education has its own value unrelated to job training.
The symbol for "Kind Woman Tell Sad Story" could be my first tattoo.
Is the bacon precooked at all? Is bun baking time sufficient to cook completely? Want to eat! Scared of trichinosis!
Laura Ingalls Wilder's family lived in something similar in Minnesota, c. 1875 in the US. They called it a "Dugout."
and are protected by VAWA. They can even maintain legal status if they choose not to stay married to their American husbands.
While I fully admit that smuggling does occur, true "mail-order brides" are vetted by USCIS and enter the US legally. They are over 18 (2/3)
In general, I loathe TheChive, but they are not encouraging human trafficking and the smuggling of underage women across the border. (1/3)
I need a Certificate of Authenticity for the Certificate of Authenticity.
Doomba!
Are we sure this isn't Ron Swanson?
Is this where Brody is hiding on Homeland?
Fair enough. But how an athlete can be punished for an incomplete average before the course ends? Wouldn't hold up in court if athlete sued.
I am an actual teacher. A failing grade at midpoint in the semester would in no way effect athletic eligibility. This is Hollywood nonsense.
Is there a Harlem Globetrotters for pizza chefs?
This belongs on #vintageblackglamour
That is not 100% cat.
Anarkusaga needs to buy antifungal powder for jock itch. A light dusting will prevent/cure the topical yeast infection that tortures her.
If it fits, I sits.
Actually some people are born with softer enamel than others and are more prone to cavities. Actually.
Some guy is going to fap to this.
That is not really a bed that they are on. That is a table with a blanket on it.
Is anything more satisfying?
Roll Tide! Home Goods should ship all quantities of disco pachyderms to U.-of-Alabama-adjacent locations, and they'll sell out immediately.
I often hide my tiny teeth from larger, more powerfully teethed people as well.
Ha! my tits *are* snobbish, but it's also snobbery to deny that for many, high school is hard & is the only graduation they will ever have.
Am I the only one who wants to spray it with a luminol solution and put it under a black light?
Painting one's mortar board like one is attending a b-day party suggests that the work one did was puerile and unworthy of solemn ceremony.
A teacher I replaced built her own fort out of textbooks around her desk and refused to come out while students were in the room.
Actually, "Deputy Mayor Steve Desroches and me." Signed, English Teacher.
You say Odessa, I say Slowdeath-uh.
Because they think a liberal arts education has its own value unrelated to job training.
The symbol for "Kind Woman Tell Sad Story" could be my first tattoo.
Is the bacon precooked at all? Is bun baking time sufficient to cook completely? Want to eat! Scared of trichinosis!
Laura Ingalls Wilder's family lived in something similar in Minnesota, c. 1875 in the US. They called it a "Dugout."
and are protected by VAWA. They can even maintain legal status if they choose not to stay married to their American husbands.
While I fully admit that smuggling does occur, true "mail-order brides" are vetted by USCIS and enter the US legally. They are over 18 (2/3)
In general, I loathe TheChive, but they are not encouraging human trafficking and the smuggling of underage women across the border. (1/3)
I need a Certificate of Authenticity for the Certificate of Authenticity.
Doomba!
Are we sure this isn't Ron Swanson?
Is this where Brody is hiding on Homeland?
Fair enough. But how an athlete can be punished for an incomplete average before the course ends? Wouldn't hold up in court if athlete sued.
I am an actual teacher. A failing grade at midpoint in the semester would in no way effect athletic eligibility. This is Hollywood nonsense.