friarmyth

778 pts ยท October 20, 2013


Old lady.

Is there a Harlem Globetrotters for pizza chefs?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This belongs on #vintageblackglamour

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is not 100% cat.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anarkusaga needs to buy antifungal powder for jock itch. A light dusting will prevent/cure the topical yeast infection that tortures her.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it fits, I sits.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually some people are born with softer enamel than others and are more prone to cavities. Actually.

12 years ago | Likes 615 Dislikes 22

Some guy is going to fap to this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is not really a bed that they are on. That is a table with a blanket on it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anything more satisfying?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roll Tide! Home Goods should ship all quantities of disco pachyderms to U.-of-Alabama-adjacent locations, and they'll sell out immediately.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I often hide my tiny teeth from larger, more powerfully teethed people as well.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! my tits *are* snobbish, but it's also snobbery to deny that for many, high school is hard & is the only graduation they will ever have.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who wants to spray it with a luminol solution and put it under a black light?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Painting one's mortar board like one is attending a b-day party suggests that the work one did was puerile and unworthy of solemn ceremony.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

A teacher I replaced built her own fort out of textbooks around her desk and refused to come out while students were in the room.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, "Deputy Mayor Steve Desroches and me." Signed, English Teacher.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You say Odessa, I say Slowdeath-uh.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they think a liberal arts education has its own value unrelated to job training.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The symbol for "Kind Woman Tell Sad Story" could be my first tattoo.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the bacon precooked at all? Is bun baking time sufficient to cook completely? Want to eat! Scared of trichinosis!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laura Ingalls Wilder's family lived in something similar in Minnesota, c. 1875 in the US. They called it a "Dugout."

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and are protected by VAWA. They can even maintain legal status if they choose not to stay married to their American husbands.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I fully admit that smuggling does occur, true "mail-order brides" are vetted by USCIS and enter the US legally. They are over 18 (2/3)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In general, I loathe TheChive, but they are not encouraging human trafficking and the smuggling of underage women across the border. (1/3)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need a Certificate of Authenticity for the Certificate of Authenticity.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doomba!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we sure this isn't Ron Swanson?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this where Brody is hiding on Homeland?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair enough. But how an athlete can be punished for an incomplete average before the course ends? Wouldn't hold up in court if athlete sued.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am an actual teacher. A failing grade at midpoint in the semester would in no way effect athletic eligibility. This is Hollywood nonsense.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6