frosphate

1077 pts ยท March 26, 2015


Head pressing can be sign of a medical condition. Take this cat to the vet please

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

You're telling me that mechanics aren't just for cars?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you play ffxiv, then you just put it in your Rez Macro

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 2017, chick needs to up her eyebrow game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asked a girl once what shade her nail polish was, she said "none of your business." Me:.... her "no really, that's the name!"

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a California waking up to an earth quake: "I should prolly duck and cover...meh it's not that big"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Alaska's defence, they always put it in the corner by Hawaii. I now know that is not the island corner.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belly flop

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do this in High School, when teachers said one page of hand-written notes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wehrmacht service was compulsory: it's an unfortunate experience, but also unavoidable.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought care credit was 0 interest for 1 year?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except in Alaska

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many dinosaur gifs, so many missed "curse your sudden and errevible betrayal" captions.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was a book in the early 2000s

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Barbarous was a real dude. Super cool stuff if you happen to look him up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can you drive?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also have better hair than Donald Trump.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously people make me so sad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I love Rock N Roll" is on the radio right now and syncs up remarkably well

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow someone actually cited bored panda as the source.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, her boobs came out of nowhere

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use the 2 pieces of shell to pass the egg back and forth until you only have the yolk left in the shell.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a brilliant way to get shot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I genuinely thought he was looking for a place to deficate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it bad that my voting criterion is literally: Who will be easier to impeach?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blood eagle, while not a device, was definitely torture.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair the other three are personal choices that are easily preventable. Whereas Ebola/Zika are a smidge different.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how does he poop?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0