functionallydysfunctional

1059 pts ยท March 26, 2011


Try sandpaper.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stereotypes exist because they have truths behind them. Not everyone falls in, but a lot of people fall in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was the same generation.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 9

Probably shouldn't be smoking while siphoning gas. Just sayin.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Whole thing made up to say kriegers actor looks like Gillette?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from Florida, what's all that white stuff? Bird poop?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Write up sure, possibly a change of contract venue, but not a direct fire.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a chance if it was a first incident.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I think he meant your username.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But it's just beer...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please. We've been the laughing stock for years. 'MURICA

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of Davy Crockett

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FML

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from Florida and this is the longest song I've ever seen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would have to be late something like 10-12 times in a few months to get fired. They have a very fair point system. Source: I work there.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Why is there a bathroom scale on the floor?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From /r/DataIsBeautiful showing the distribution of usage of the machine, and that it's a gentle curve as most people are in the middle.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wedding rings go back thousands of years, not 80. That doesn't even make sense.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They move the heat to the outside.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

It's not a minority. Source: am Florida man's neighbor.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I was going to pull excerpts, but the whole interview was a train wreck for a professional athlete. This is better than the ESPN I saw

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talk shit, get hit.

11 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 3

As a floridian, what is all that white stuff everywhere?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

90F here in Florida. I wish I had snow.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-12.5 contacts both eyes. I can't see my feet on white carpet.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So the horse can almost make 31 miles having walked 30.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They have Gryffindor jenn with names on it in orlando.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't dead, open inside?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0