futureman3000

108641 pts · April 1, 2014


Hello, stranger.

Yeah!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found it

1 week ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I thought this was herring bone.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Te veré en el otro lado, amigo

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don said he'd do it for $200 and a homemade apple pie." "...ok, call him back and tell him he's got a deal."

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're fucking green, the bastards

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AdBlock Detector Bypass is a browser extension that works pretty well for that

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With money?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Sigourney beaver

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know exactly how to pronounce "butte," but I choose to say it a different, more hilarious way

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Weed, not nant

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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"You think guacamole is your ally?"

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Damn... beached it. Can I take a drop?"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Himself

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Damn, Arcee's got some pipes!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda reminds me of...

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

'Cause your friends have fucks, and if they have fucks, well they're no friends of mine

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is that what the grips and best boys are for?

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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Some say...

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I asked for the news, not the weather.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asymptotally

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gandhi actually did say that, right before saying "bitch!" and moonwalking away. I was there, dude, it happened.

6 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

*hooniganism

7 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Manu-eels

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"What are you going to do, stab me?" -- Londoners every 52 seconds

7 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

There are always two Zuckerbergs...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bullet points, even

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0