hardcorecrystal

134 pts ยท October 31, 2013


So Orcas are pretty much the douchbags of the sea?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Texan, that shit isn't scary. Like at all. Want something scary? Piss off a woman from Texas and hand her an ice pick.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Phoenix!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a beautiful dog. Shame she had to go through so much pain to find the love and care she deserves.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 and #8 are kinda extreme.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to prepare myself for if there really is a hell. So I moved to Phoenix.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wasn't emotionally ready for this episode.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awkward

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow I'm in love with this. Cosplay, gif, movie, all of it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huge but nice. Your cat would be 1000x times happier with a big ass can of tuna though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Random fact, I use to sing the lullaby to my oldest daughter when she was a baby.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would totally come to your party if you let me touch your beard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there an "all of the above" option?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The camels was possibly the sadist thing I've ever seen.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

As for the portait, eh not that scary. If anything possesses this house, it gets to help with chores or I get the salt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I'd have the same reaction meeting Obama.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Think he forgot to do something important with his legs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost wish she'd sell these online. I'd love one but I don't have the skill.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Take some salt with you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She feels like such a bitch. Bet he never asks her to marry him lol.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's true love.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rofl

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So so very true.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys totally know how to ruin a moment.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looks terrifying...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rofl

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gag!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm with ya lol.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This printed on a lawn sign would be very useful.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0