hauntedtree

1285 pts · June 22, 2011


Especially the seagull episode ... worse than that nasty Pingu one! Gotta love kids TV for f'd up shit.

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"Kick ball score goal win" or "lose less than they do"

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There's gonna be a robbery ...

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Fallout 4

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Censorship is bad ... f*ck censorship

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... and you would go to prison

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Looks like Bury ... (sorry British joke)

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Cats ... try cats ... cats

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I'd like to invite you to a feminist party ... in my pants (sorry). TIL that chauvinist actually means an aggressive / extreme patriot.

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"A man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

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Yes - we need a Disney's Wicked next

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Give it time ...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Insert racist joke here]

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I'm actually afraid of YouTube now - FU Google

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arsène Wenger ...

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"Before you eat my delicious body ... I'll just like to say one thing - have you a moment to embrace the love of Cheesy Crusts?"

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You sick puppy - why did I think the same thing?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Talk to Me" (ISBN 1-57224-331-7) is a start also body language books but to be honest just man (or woman) up and do it - don't live in fear

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Hindenburgers.

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I am the evening ... mum says I have to be home before it gets dark.

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Wow ... suddenly life has new meaning for me ...

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Road rage can start at such a young age ...

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But then the lid breaks and it costs like $400 to get a new one ...

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Robins peck rivals eyes out (or go for the brain). Kingfishers drown each other. This one got off lightly ...

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You have trouble keeping it up and can't understand it when she goes down on you ...

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Yes - you soon learn that mirrors are no longer your friend. It's not that they lie, it's just that they show you the truth.

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What I would give to be a little hip ...

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TIL there are 176 results for "Pineapple Corer" on Amazon UK ...

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We should learn that teaching English to Americans is for naught ...

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I. Will. Have. My. Revengggggggggggggggggge ...

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