hfctom

63323 pts ยท January 23, 2014


Resident bartender, asshole, and occasional mechanic for Cleveland Moto. Check out the "Greatest Motorcycle Podcast ~in the wurld*~" where we sometimes talk about motorcycles but mostly drink and tell fart jokes. https://youtube.com/@ClevelandMoto

I mean, Khrushchev did tell us.

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I was told there would be no fact checking.

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Don't worry, just a few more peaceful protests and I'm sure these guys will feel bad enough to resign.

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It was also a world where the Telecommunications Act of 1996 and NAFTA didn't exist.

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Electrical tape tends to hold better than duct tape and leaves slightly less residue when you pull it off unless you hit it with a solvent like brake cleaner or gasoline.... then it gets messy.

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All the cool rich people are doing it.

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He lives or dies, but either way you figure out which door to pass through. I prefer this version

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Have you tried paper straws?

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Have you tried running for office and mis-appropriating funds?

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I'm sure Congress will vote for them any day now.

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They did. And then they looked at the large bags of cash and decided they prefer the cash.

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KKKaren says Empathy is what's wrong with the West.

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Yes, it's all the illegal trans gender re-assignment surgeries they're doing in gym classes. That's why gas is $7 a gallon!

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Hey, chalk and cyanide are good for growing boys being sent down chimneys to clean them for twelve hours a day!

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That shit in ice tea is fucking amazing.

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They need to go back to shoestring budgets and almost zero CGI.

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"We'll be putting up half of London as collateral"

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Ohio checking in. We've been bouncing between $4.60 and $5

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#1 They would have, but it would have (checks notes) destroyed the entire system of pedophiles currently in power. So enjoy your poisoned food and $5 gallon of gas peasant.

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It's great watching all these military guys who pledged an oath to defend the United States resigning because they got their fee fees hurt rather than doing something about it....

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"At least I don't let mine go in the Oval Office"

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#16 HONK!

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I prefer the original

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I tried voting for people who share my values over and over again and every time I'm greeted with "It's your fault we lost!" because apparently that just splits the vote.

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Million Americans died during COVID and literally no one gave a shit.

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