imgurloriousbasterd

680 pts · June 11, 2016


666 points. :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MFW when I return to usersub at any point in time...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 looks like the kind of furry little bastard that would do exactly that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder I didn't get the joke. Thanks, Obama.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, someone please explain...I see one bag above each set of drawers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why yes, that IS a kitten in my pocket, AND I'm happy to see you!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the "yahoos in the park" have the full force of the law behind them to make their prejudices your problem? No? There you go.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 17

There are far more effective and less damaging parenting tools than shame and terror.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It would have been nice to reassign one of those bitches to run the spellcheck. Snark loses its punch when poorly tossed off.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not so. Far more democrats voted for W than Nader. The Democrats are losing their base.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

"No, it's ok...I told them he could swim in the baptismal font."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why, Rhett! I told you to wash your hands after cross burnings! See, it's coming off." "And for my next impression...Jesse Owens!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*granddogger

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then you're probably not driving, seeing as you can't afford gas.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is the sound of scores of panties dropping?

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

And not enough language arts teachers. *secretaries

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Most women of my acquaintance like diamonds, but aren't hung up on them. I got a tanzanite and a garnet for engagement rings, was thrilled.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He actually said he'd fuck anything that walked.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That cursive is sloppy as hell...if you bother to write it correctly, there is nothing illegible about Russian cursive (if you're literate).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's common, and not necessarily a sign of anything but nerves and exhaustion, BUT!: if you're worried, talk to your OB/midwife. Better safe

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

¿Por que no los dos?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want *her* to understand how Black folk feel everyday, and how much the policies she has championed has made their lives worse.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

BELLEH!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't decide whether to downvote dickbutt or upvote my fav Dr. Who scene ever, so I'll do both.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Laws, like history, are written by and for the power elite. Check _The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Get Prison_ and _Who Rules America?_

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

Either he meant it or he didn't. Whether he meant it matters.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

The books are phenomenal.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Needs to be exploding in upvotes, or downvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pith on your parade!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Froderick Fronkensteen, and being far more talented than I will likely ever be.

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