infected

2528 pts · January 19, 2012

This is my public profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My public profile is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My public profile, without me, is useless. Without my public profile, I am useless. I must have wet dreams about my public profile, true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My public profile and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My public profile is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my public profile clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before The Majastic Flying Spaghetti Monster, I swear this creed. My public profile and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Englandonia's and there is no enemy.