This is my public profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My public profile is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My public profile, without me, is useless. Without my public profile, I am useless. I must have wet dreams about my public profile, true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My public profile and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My public profile is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my public profile clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before The Majastic Flying Spaghetti Monster, I swear this creed. My public profile and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Englandonia's and there is no enemy.
Hey OP, you spelled "fecal smearing" wrong.
That's true but definitely not for salad tossing. They chafe too much.
If I seen it in person I would probably implode due to a non sustainable existential reality crisis.
If you could just PM me your address to forward the keyboard de-coffeeing bill to that would be great thanks.
I do hope so, I am not a fan of the royals, but I could live with having a King Billy.
They are still in regularish use her in the UK, many toys use them and our doorbell used to. I have a few in the drawer.
Grim, but true.
Mark is Aarons dad.
That's the joke isn't it... this can't be.. I oh fart.
Probably better known as the Jersey Shore State now, sorry.
I mean the sign on lower right where it says "it is unlawful and dangerous to dispense ......"
Is that a then/than typo in the sign?
When you take a pee and you get that shiver afterwards and a train leaves Delaware at 3pm at 30mph, how many moons could Saturn satisfy?
An traditional Irish six-pack, nothing to see here. Move along folks.
It had that kind of atmosphere in the store like they were watching me so I didn't steal anything, I felt quite cagey taking the pic.
I'm pretty sure that kitchen is bigger than the whole building my first flat was in (8 small studio flats over 2 floors)
That was the joke I think. now, I don't remember drunk me making or taking this pic... But god damnit, I agree with drunk me.
I just DL'd 347MB in under 2 min's, to watch an ep' of Game of Thrones. How do you even...
Making this made me wonder how the frick people make the really HQ gifs. It took me a while to get it to this.
Indeed I would ;)
It is indeed.
But if you feed the pigeons... fuck you.
The misuse of the word "literal" is one of the few things that literally rustles my jimmies.
Is that Adam sandler?
GH in this instance stands for Giga-Hashes.
GH in this instance stands for Giga-Hashes.
My momma says life is like a box of chocolates... brown.
It is irrelevant, We are imgurites not imgurians.
I think i might be like it does, but I probably accidentally seven times.
I really hope he didn't actually say "foos show" that is a very twatty way to refer to ones own band.